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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
Jack Benny
Jack Benny
Born: Feb 14, 1894
Died: Dec 26, 1974

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Wife, Argument, Enough, Consider, Once, Married, Mary, Never, Had, Divorce, Been, Years, Yes, Serious

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