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Will Rogers
Will Rogers
American Actor
Born: Nov 4, 1879
Died: Aug 15, 1935
Get Government Money Never People You
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers
Good Experience Judgment Good Judgment Bad Lot
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers
Politics Government Jokes Facts Make Report Just Watch
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers
Rest Men Three Reading Few Kinds Observation Learn Learns Fence Them Themselves Electric Who
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers
People Seriously Joke Politicians Changing Everything Taking Comedians
A fool and his money are soon elected. Will Rogers
Fool Money Soon His Elected
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Wisdom You Right Track Sit Run Over Track Get Just Even Right
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. Will Rogers
You Man Pay Costs He Counts
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers
Death Time Congress Every Every Time Meets Worse Only Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Get Difference Taxes
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers
Politics You Party Other Worse Admit More Observe Got Than Each
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. Will Rogers
Rights Equality Will Others Recognize Civilization Never True Until Learned
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. Will Rogers
Today Too Much Yesterday Too Up Much Use
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers
You Gossip Live Way Would Parrot Town Sell Ashamed Your Such A Way
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. Will Rogers
Learning People Prohibition Earth Would Would-Be Constitutional Constitutional Amendment Smartest Well Pass Years Five Amendment American Did Anybody Anything Race Works Why
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. Will Rogers
Buy People Money Too Many People Impress Too Earned Spend Like Want Many Things
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. Will Rogers
Prayer Say States About Investigation Opens Senate Closes United United States United States Senate
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Will Rogers
Other Would Would-Be Never Democrats Anything Republicans Agree Agreed Each Why
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. Will Rogers
Prayer Rest Party Ought Way Carrying See Clear Opened Bless Without Lord Been His His Way Get Convention Republican Republican Party Then Us Asking Even
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. Will Rogers
Love You Simple Believe Know Doing Just Want Successful
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' Will Rogers
Father Would Seeing Bet Him Calling George George Washington After Us Washington Sue
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers
Government Country Congress Baby Feel Come Hammer Same Gets Hold Session
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. Will Rogers
Life Best You Too Take Serious
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. Will Rogers
Worrying Never Come Like Due Debt May Paying
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. Will Rogers
Needs Country Minds Fingernails Cleaner
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Will Rogers
Man Learning People Reading Other Ways Only Smarter Learns Two Association
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Will Rogers
Education Everybody Only Subjects Different Ignorant Different Subjects
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. Will Rogers
Country Nothing Alexander Our Hamilton Been Closest Being Even Ever Started Treasury
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