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Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon
American Comedian
Born: Sep 19, 1974
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Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.' Jimmy Fallon
Saying You People Ugly Thank You Say Wow Thank Person Mean Really Who
Everyone looks so much better when they smile. Jimmy Fallon
Smile Better Everyone Looks Much
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing. Jimmy Fallon
Love You People Smart Big Believe Too Enough Those Out Someone Head Always Doing Times What You Love Going Just Your Ignore Who Keep Thinks Need
'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it. Jimmy Fallon
You Have Fun Nothing Silly Allowed Wrong Message Fun
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate. Jimmy Fallon
Wife Baby Tried Had Been Surrogate Bunch Trying While Things
Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. Jimmy Fallon
Work You Looking Robot Thank You Waving Machine Never Towel Like Motion Hand End Up Thank Wall Just Hello
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. Jimmy Fallon
Food You Liar Thank You Neither Horse Nor Thank Being
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. Jimmy Fallon
Few Say Red Red Sox Became Yankees Gotta Years Sox Fan Really Rooting Now
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' Jimmy Fallon
Birthday Cake Made Wish Live Saw Would Threw Ultimate Ultimate Goal Goal Shooting Wanted Cut Next Star Ever Saturday Fountain Saturday Night Saturday Night Live Night Coin
I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know, I'll be like, 'Wait, what?' Jimmy Fallon
Crazy You Wait Gone Honestly Some Purposely Stuff Like Know Because Up Going Therapy Dragged
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. Jimmy Fallon
People Relatives Animals Think Must See Disappointed Makes How Clowns Who Professional
I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic. Jimmy Fallon
Kind Attention Like Ironic Just Being Center Much Really
You only think of the best comeback when you leave. Jimmy Fallon
Best You Comeback Think Only Leave
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. Jimmy Fallon
You Looking Thank You Giant Headphones Like Princess Dude Thank Leia Happened Subway Fat
I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive. Jimmy Fallon
Positive Video Games Like Being Video Games Tech
We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph. Jimmy Fallon
Car Men Air Would Guys Had Over Another Still Go Camera Cameras Continuous Up Rolling Going While Shot Film
I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous. Jimmy Fallon
Dangerous Never Sing Very Shower
Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports. Jimmy Fallon
Me You Sports Thank You Bad Football Know Am Thank Fantasies Fantasy Even Letting Draft
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. Jimmy Fallon
Year Out Pole North North Pole Going Santa Help
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. Jimmy Fallon
Funny You Try Somewhere Tell One Thing Cab Cab Driver Driver How Get The One Thing Thing
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with. Jimmy Fallon
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Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's just like the iPhone. Jimmy Fallon
You Thank You Adding Except Like Make Calls Camera iPhone iPod Thank Just Now Apple Basically
I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.' Jimmy Fallon
Music Videos Music Videos Television Memorizing Entire Beat Bedroom Michael Jackson Front Where Moves Stand Used
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.' Jimmy Fallon
Today Saying Time Needs Decision Will Ruled Out Running Pronounce He Soon California Make Learn Schwarzenegger Arnold How Governor USA USA Today Publicist Actor
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. Jimmy Fallon
You Idiot Stars Stretching Way No Reason Like Look Reaching Because Just Reason Keep
The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all. Jimmy Fallon
Fans Giving About Someone Boston Doing Were Psyched Movie Fan
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