412 Fish Quotes for You to Enjoy

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. Benjamin Franklin

Three Smell Guests Days Like Fish Begin After

The old adage about giving a man a fish versus teaching him how to fish has been updated by a reader: Give a man a fish and he will ask for tartar sauce and French fries! Moreover, some politician who wants his vote will declare all these things to be among his 'basic rights.' Thomas Sowell

Man Vote Rights Old Will Giving Politician Has-Been Some About Give Moreover He French French Fries Him Reader How Fish Been His Versus Fries Updated Wants Old Adage Declare Ask Teaching Who Among Basic Things Sauce Adage Basic Rights

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. Jim Hightower

Courage Cowardice Dead Fish Go Opposite Conformity Even Flow

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. Arnold H. Glasow

Life Giving Bath Teenager Telling Facts Like Fish

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. Stephen Leacock

People Given Observed Name Fish Fishing Who

A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls... saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality? Stephen Hawking

Saying Reality Pet Picture Few Sides Gazing Distorted Out Would City City Council Council Cruel True Know Bowl Bowls Because How Fish Years Years Ago Italy Owners Goldfish View Barred Keep Keeping

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. W. C. Fields

Remember Live Takes Dead Fish Upstream Swim Float Downstream

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. Benjamin Franklin

Cats Lawyers Between Like Fish Two

My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals - not just cats and dogs but rats and snakes and spiders and fish and wildlife, so I really grew up believing they are just like us and just as deserving of consideration. Joanna Lumley

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain

You People Tell Know Particularly Fish Where Stories Them

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. Unknown

Funny Water Drink Never Because Fish Disgusting Things

I like fish, and I also like bear's paws. If I cannot have the two together, I will let the fish go, and take the bear's paws. So, I like life, and I also like righteousness. If I cannot keep the two together, I will let life go, and choose righteousness. Mencius

Life Together Righteousness Will Bear Take Like Also Fish Go Cannot Choose Keep Two

People commonly travel the world over to see rivers and mountains, new stars, garish birds, freak fish, grotesque breeds of human; they fall into an animal stupor that gapes at existence and they think they have seen something. Soren Kierkegaard

Man can now fly in the air like a bird, swim under the ocean like a fish, he can burrow into the ground like a mole. Now if only he could walk the earth like a man, this would be paradise. Tommy Douglas

Man Walk Bird Fly Paradise Ocean Air Earth Would Would-Be Only Could He Like Fish Mole Ground Swim Now

There's a great metaphor that one of my doctors uses: If a fish is swimming in a dirty tank and it gets sick, do you take it to the vet and amputate the fin? No, you clean the water. So, I cleaned up my system. By eating organic raw greens, nuts and healthy fats, I am flooding my body with enzymes, vitamins and oxygen. Kris Carr

Great You Water Doctors Healthy Organic Swimming Sick Fats Nuts System Vitamins Eating Clean Dirty Cleaned Take Raw Am Metaphor Fish Tank Up Vet Gets Greens Oxygen Body Uses Flooding

Being a fish out of water is tough, but that's how you evolve. Kumail Nanjiani

You Water Tough Out Evolve How Fish Being

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. Britney Spears

Eating Never Simply Like Because Fish Go Wanted Japan Really

Something I like to do a lot is just sit by water when there's a current and just stare into the water. I don't fish, I don't hunt, I don't scuba, I don't spear, don't boat, don't play basketball or football - I excel at staring into space. I'm really good at that. Iggy Pop

I love the water. Everything about it. Smelling the humidity in the air, seeing the mist rise in the morning, feeling the dew-wet grass on my bare feet. I love watching the fish jump and the geese land. We even have an eagle here that circles every so often. Lori Foster

Love Morning Water Feeling Grass Every Air Everything Circles Geese Seeing About Rise Feet Smelling Mist Fish Jump Often Land Bare Bare Feet Even Eagle Here Watching Humidity

I can stand in a crystal stream without another human around me and cast all day long, and if I never catch a single fish, I can come home and still feel like I had a wonderful time. It's the being there that's important. Norman Schwarzkopf

Time Day Home Me Wonderful Stream Long Important Single All Day Cast Never Had Catch Feel Come Like Crystal Another Around Without Still Fish Wonderful Time Human Being Stand Being There

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