Goldfish Quotes

A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls... saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality? Stephen Hawking
Saying Reality Pet Picture Few Sides Gazing Distorted Out Would City City Council Council Cruel True Know Bowl Bowls Because How Fish Years Years Ago Italy Owners Goldfish View Barred Keep Keeping
The average human attention span was 12 seconds in 2000 and 8 seconds in 2013. A drop of 33%. The scary part is that the attention span of a goldfish was 9 seconds, almost 13% more than us humans. That's why it's getting tougher by the day to get people to turn the page. Maybe we writers ought to try writing for goldfish! Ashwin Sanghi
Day Attention Span People Writing Try Drop Ought Seconds Scary More Tougher Writers Part Almost Attention Than Get Getting Human Maybe Goldfish Span Turn Average Us Page Why Humans
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Kin Hubbard
Pet Sick No-One Feel Owner Goldfish Helpless
I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl. Princess Margaret
Privacy Bowl Famous Goldfish Much
I have pets, but they're the really ordinary sort - yellow Labrador, tabby cat, white rabbit, a few goldfish - that kind of stuff. Nothing very... extravagant or unusual or exotic, but I find, in terms of inspiration, Mother Nature is just it. Graeme Base
Nature Mother Few Nothing White Extravagant Kind Find Inspiration Cat Stuff Terms Sort Unusual Mother Nature Yellow Exotic Very Just Goldfish Ordinary Rabbit Really Pets
We think of computers as smart and powerful machines. But your goldfish is smarter. Jason Fried
Smart Think Machines Computers Powerful Smarter Goldfish Your
As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software. Meg Rosoff
Word Software Mental Make Frequently Built Repetition Person Microsoft Goldfish Dislike Capacity Use Thesaurus
Performers are the neediest people in the world. Unless you've been in that goldfish bowl - nobody can judge unless they've worn those shoes. Olivia Hussey
You People Judge World Shoes Worn Unless Those Nobody Performers Bowl Been Goldfish
I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. Ozzy Osbourne
Living Like Bowl Goldfish Royal
She's born and raised with wildlife, living with a zoo. What would be strange for Bindi is if she were in an apartment in suburbia with a goldfish. Terri Irwin
Strange Living Wildlife Would Would-Be Born She Were Goldfish Suburbia Apartment Raised Zoo
A loach can't emulate a goldfish. Because of my looks, the public support rating for us won't rise. Yoshihiko Noda
Rise Rating Support Looks Because Emulate Goldfish Public Us Public Support
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl. Kingman Brewster, Jr.
Live Televised Bowl Goldfish

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