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Jeremy Clarkson
English
Journalist
Born:
Apr 11
,
1960
Children
Day
Life
Me
Think
You
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth.
Jeremy Clarkson
Truth
Best
You
Rude
Stupid
Thinking
Everybody
Lobster
Eat
Red
Like
Comfort
Got
Coming
Western
Very
America
Where
Holiday
Your
Inn
Fat
Programme
Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
Jeremy Clarkson
Life
You
Disappointment
Dangerous
Achieve
Life Is A
Ambition
Dangerous Thing
Must
Constant
Case
Never
Because
Source
Very
Ends
Either
Which
Your
Prematurely
Thing
The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a either black gay or a lesbian. Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works.
Jeremy Clarkson
Gay
Problem
Cheese
Black
Lesbian
Other
Heterosexual
Reckon
Television
Must
Heads
Executives
Boy
Got
Blue-Eyed
Either
Show
Works
Chalk
Presenter
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. I want to drive around in a Terminator, not the heroine in an E. M. Forster novel.
Jeremy Clarkson
Good
Car
Drive
Heroine
Jogging
Small
Know
Terminator
Around
Oil
Want
Us
Novel
Liver
When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but I've never changed it. It's a bit Byron, a bit Don Juan DeMarco and other things that I aspire to be.
Jeremy Clarkson
Changed
Other
Bit
Never
Haircut
Like
Look
Juan
Lord
Wanted
Much
Really
Aspire
Things
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time.
Jeremy Clarkson
Time
People
Long
Long Time
Think
Top
Hopefully
Gear
Only
Like
Because
Quite
Which
Who
Watch
Last
Watching
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the 'Guardian' hating me. I like it when I read they want me to die painfully. Then I think I've really got under their skin. It's like annoying a teacher. Once they've shown signs of weakness, you really can go for them.
Jeremy Clarkson
Teacher
Me
You
Guardian
Signs
Skin
Think
Once
Weakness
Hating
Like
Annoying
Read
Got
Go
Die
Quite
Children
Want
Loved
Them
Then
Really
Painfully
Shown
Argentina and Burma. I have been to most of the countries in the world, but not those two. I want to shoot doves in Argentina. Burma, of course, because no one has really been there.
Jeremy Clarkson
World
Those
Argentina
No-One
Countries
Most
Course
Because
Been
Shoot
Burma
Want
Really
Doves
Two
I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
Jeremy Clarkson
Mother
Out
Dirt
Take
Children
Dish
Should
Why
You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the story behind the injunction is in a legal-free world on Twitter and the Internet. It's pointless.
Jeremy Clarkson
News
You
People
World
Internet
Somebody
Twitter
Immediately
Out
Some
Pointless
Take
Involved
Behind
Story
Against
Organisation
Injunction
If you're writing, it means getting up and writing all day, and if you're filming, it's getting up and filming all day. I get up, go to my computer, write, turn it off, and go to bed. That is a Clarkson day.
Jeremy Clarkson
Day
You
Writing
All Day
Computer
Write
Bed
Go
Off
Up
Get
Getting
Turn
Means
Filming
I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years, I have taken any number of stories, most of which are not true, without a murmur of complaint. But some stories you have to draw the line and say No.
Jeremy Clarkson
You
Mother
Complaint
Say
Draw
Out
Some
Dirt
Take
Taken
True
Most
Without
Line
Years
Any
Children
Dish
Stories
Which
Should
Why
Murmur
Number
I've been told by the BBC that if I make one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time, I will be sacked. And even the angel Gabriel would struggle to survive with that hanging over his head. It's inevitable that one day, someone, somewhere will say that I've offended them, and that will be that.
Jeremy Clarkson
Time
Day
Struggle
Offended
Will
Angel
Somewhere
Inevitable
Say
One Day
Would
Someone
More
Sacked
Remark
Head
Over
Make
Been
His
Offensive
Survive
Any
Hanging
Gabriel
Anywhere
Them
To Survive
Even
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