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Money and corruption are ruining the land, crooked politicians betray the working man, pocketing the profits and treating us like sheep, and we're tired of hearing promises that we know they'll never keep. Ray Davies

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. Edward Abbey

Nature Clouds Dangerous Amazing Lonesome Mountains Crooked Winding Rise Above Leading Most Most Amazing Trails May View Your

Nobody trusts anyone in authority today. It is one of the main features of our age. Wherever you look, there are lying politicians, crooked bankers, corrupt police officers, cheating journalists and double-dealing media barons, sinister children's entertainers, rotten and greedy energy companies, and out-of-control security services. Adam Curtis

Today You Age Police Cheating Greedy Politicians Energy Lying Our Out-Of-Control Security Entertainers Corrupt Crooked Features Main Journalists Nobody Look Police Officers Sinister Trusts Officers Authority Bankers Children Anyone Wherever Companies Rotten Media Services

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. Erma Bombeck

Sick Sleeping Crooked Wrinkle Remake Blanket No-One Known Because Bed Mothers Spread Died Children After Who Ever

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Steve Allen

Government Politicians Other Ours Out Mafia Crooked Compromised Checks Checks And Balances Make Balances Improve Officials Bank Businessmen

There is never a shortage anywhere of lawyers eager to attack the First Amendment, as though it were nothing more than a clause in a lease from a crooked slumlord. Kurt Vonnegut

First Nothing Though Crooked More Clause Lawyers Attack Never First Amendment Lease Were Than Amendment Anywhere Shortage Eager

A career path is rarely a path at all. A more interesting life is usual a more crooked, winding path of missteps, luck and vigorous work. It is almost always a clumsy balance between the things you try to make happen and the things that happen to you. Tom Freston

Life Work You Balance Try Path Luck Rarely Crooked Winding More Almost Between Make Always Happen Interesting Clumsy Interesting Life Vigorous Usual Things Career Career Path

Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved. Immanuel Kant

Man Made Nothing Out Carved Crooked Entirely Timber Which Straight

The glories of our blood and state, Are shadows, not substantial things; There is no armour against fate, Death lays his icy hand on kings. Scepter and crown must tumble down, And, in the dust, be equal made With the poor crooked scythe and spade. James Shirley

Death Fate Made Dust Down State Our Must Crooked Kings Shadows Crown Lays Equal Armour His Hand Blood Substantial Tumble Spade Against Poor Icy Things

Lawyers have to make a living, and can only do so by inducing people to believe that a straight line is crooked. Alfred Nobel

People Believe Living Crooked Only Lawyers Make Line Straight Straight Line

There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points. Sun Myung Moon

Truth Truth Is Distance Crooked Points Between Always Line Lines Which Straight Shortest Straight Line Shortest Distance Many Why Two

No public man can be just a little crooked. Herbert Hoover

Man Crooked Just Public Little Public Man

If I play a cop, it's always a racist cop or a trigger-happy cop or a crooked cop - but by and large I play cowboys, bikers, and convicts. M. C. Gainey

Crooked Always Cowboys Convicts Large Play Cop

I've played different nationalities, and everything from vulnerable to strong to crooked to demented. It just increases your possibilities of work because, if people know you can do just about anything, then you're going to get more offers. That's what I want to do. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Work You People Strong Increases Everything Possibilities Crooked About More Demented Know Because Vulnerable Offers Get Going Just Different Want Anything Then Your Played

In my travels, which have been wider than ever man yet accomplished, I have seen many, many wild beasts of Arabia and India; but this beast, that is commonly called a Tyrant, I know not how many heads it has, nor if it be crooked of claw, and armed with horrible fangs. Apollonius of Tyana

Man Seen Beast Wild Tyrant Arabia India Crooked Horrible Beasts Armed Heads Know How Been Nor Accomplished Than Which Commonly Many Ever Travels Wider

I always say men's facial hair is kind of like women's makeup. We know how to contour our face real nice and give ourselves nice angles and make our nose look not quite as crooked as it is. Austin Aries

I know about having days off. They can be helpful sometimes, especially late in the year. It's just key to go out there and establish early, especially in this park where they can put up some crooked numbers early. Dontrelle Willis

The English are crooked as a nation and honest as individuals. The contrary is true of the French, who are honest as a nation and crooked as individuals. Edmond de Goncourt

Nation Crooked True Individuals French Contrary English Who Honest

I have really crooked teeth - they give me character! Emma Roberts

Character Me Teeth Crooked Give Give Me Really

I remember Nazi election propaganda posters showing a hateful Jewish face with crooked nose. Jack Steinberger

Remember Election Face Hateful Posters Crooked Propaganda Nose Showing Jewish

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