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Sara Pascoe

English Comedian

Born: May 22, 1981

Comedy Me People Time Women You

Related authors: Benny Hill James Acaster Jimmy Carr Julian Clary Les Dawson Norman Wisdom Rowan Atkinson Russell Brand

So why don't all religions get together and go to war with atheists? Because we all want the same thing: respect and tolerance and not to be forced to do anything we don't want to. Sara Pascoe

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Belief is invisible, so there is enough space for everyone's. Except in the shops at Christmas. Sara Pascoe

Christmas Space Enough Everyone Except Invisible Shops Belief

Worse than useless, I worry e-petitions are detrimental, with their sense of catharsis and mini-activism. Channelling away agitation, giving us the opportunity to show all our Facebook friends just exactly how great we are at being compassionate. Sara Pascoe

We're all diminished and restricted by sweeping statements defining boy and girl, our expectations and disappointments with ourselves, the way we look, what we enjoy, and the choices we make. Sara Pascoe

Girl Enjoy Our Way Statements Defining Diminished Ourselves Restricted Disappointments Look Make Boy Expectations Choices Sweeping

Extensive analysis was conducted before deciding whether consumers would respond better to a male or female imprisoned in their phone. Almost every country in the world had a female Siri programmed - but not, initially, in the UK and France. Sara Pascoe

After an afternoon of interviewing Siri it turns out there are millions of questions that it can't or won't answer: How did you get my phone number? How many Siris are there? Did you have a Christmas party? Who is playing the tiny xylophone before and after each interaction? Are you spying on us, plotting the downfall of our species? Sara Pascoe

Christmas You Phone Party Before Interviewing Our Phone Number Out Plotting Answer How Questions Spying Get Did Tiny Interaction After Afternoon Us Turns Who Downfall Many Each Species Millions Playing Number

But, if you read science journals or the inside of Snapple caps, you might already know that watching TV is the closest you can get to being dead, which is why it's so relaxing. Sara Pascoe

You Science Relaxing TV Inside Journals Know Dead Read Get Closest Being Which Might Caps Why Watching Watching Tv

I hate how old people get in my way when I'm swimming. You're trying to get into the zone and normally, if there's someone faster than you, you get out of the way, but old people don't; they're like, you can go round me. I give a little tut when I pass them. Sara Pascoe

Me You Hate People Old Swimming Faster Way Out Someone Give Like Pass How Go Normally Than Get Trying Little Them Old People Round Zone

When I was a small child we were allowed to wait up until midnight on 31 December. Then as the TV chimed, Dad would run to the front door and open it, welcoming the New Year air. This is the kind of entertainment you make in poor families, and cry to your therapist about when you're rich. Sara Pascoe

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We parcel up time into years and months and days because without compartmentalisation the tundra of time is impossible to navigate. Sara Pascoe

Time Impossible Months Parcel Days Because Without Years Up Navigate

The definition of comedy is 'unsafe space' - you can't control what people laugh at. Sara Pascoe

You People Comedy Space Control Definition Laugh Unsafe

I've been an actor since I was 18. So that's my proper job. But I was not a very successful actor, if you consider being able to afford your rent successful. I did lots of old people's tours; reminiscence tours. Sara Pascoe

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But with 'Newsrevue' I started doing some characters, and I just loved how you were in control. You could write something that day and go and do it that night, rather than waiting for a job that involves other people. So I did character stand-up, and then proper stand-up, and I loved it; I got addicted. Sara Pascoe

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I'm proud that I can do that material in a club gig where a lot of people think Page 3's a bit of fun and you're the feminist with the problem. It's always funnier to say: this is my opinion, look how we disagree. Sara Pascoe

I'm always thinking about being inclusive in my sentences. Sara Pascoe

Inclusive Thinking About Always Being Sentences

Watching the news, there seems to be an empathy failure and miscommunication. Sara Pascoe

News Failure Seems Empathy Watching

There's social media where people's politics are out there, they're forwarding articles and seem engaged, but it's only online. We tweet and pat ourselves on the back, thinking we have done something, said we're interested, but it needs more work. Sara Pascoe

Work Politics Needs People Social Media Thinking Back Ourselves Out Seem Something Online More Only Said Articles Pat Done Where Interested Social Engaged Tweet Media

I became a vegetarian at seven. I went on a school trip to a farm and loved the animals. Sara Pascoe

School Animals Farm Seven Trip Vegetarian Became Loved

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