106 Funeral Quotes for You to Enjoy

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Father Every Baby Corpse Wedding Always Wanted Bride Funeral

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral. Keith Richards

Me Doctor Live Months Some Had Six Mean Funeral

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again! Stan Laurel

You Speak Never Cry Any Again Funeral

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Steven Wright

Car Clown Had He His Friend Friends Died Who Funeral

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. Mark Twain

Birth Involved Because Person Grieve Why Funeral Rejoice

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. Demetri Martin

Saying Sorry Except Same Apologize Funeral

You can't choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral. Marina Abramovic

Death You Your Choreograph Funeral

A friend of mine said something powerful at his grandfather's funeral. He said that the greatest lesson from his grandfather's life was that he died empty, because he accomplished everything he wanted, with no regrets. I think that, along with leaving a legacy, would be the greatest sign of success. Marvin Sapp

Life Success Lesson Think Everything Mine Sign Would Would-Be Something No Regrets He Powerful Along Empty Because Greatest Said Leaving His Accomplished Friend Legacy Died Wanted Grandfather Regrets Funeral

Don't go to the funeral until the day of the funeral. Live this day. Valerie Harper

Day Live Until Go Funeral

It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral. D. H. Lawrence

Time Wise Bad Bad Taste Like Perpetual Taste Being Funeral

If you love helping people, and you love trying to bring comfort and peace to their life at a very, very difficult time, you're going to have to look pretty hard to find a profession that gives you more opportunities than the funeral business. Steve Southerland

Life Love Time You Business Peace People Opportunities Difficult Find Pretty More Gives Look Comfort Very Than Trying Going Hard Profession Helping Helping People Bring Funeral Difficult Time

Keep your chin up, and don't go to the funeral - mine or yours or your loved one's - until the day of the funeral because then you miss the life that you have left. Valerie Harper

Life Day You Mine Miss Until Because Go Left Up Loved Chin Then Your Yours Keep Funeral

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. Erma Bombeck

As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over. Lee Marvin

People Face Girl First Picture Before See Cheap Knew Soon Over Get Going Screen Movie Things Second Funeral Two

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud. Walt Whitman

Walks Own Sympathy Without His Whoever Shroud Funeral

I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye. That's how much the bank meant to my father. Alexi Giannoulias

Remember Father Past Say Could He Remember When Drove Goodbye How Passed How Much Bank Procession Much Meant Away Last Funeral

I used to sing at funeral homes for families that didn't have a vocalist. I didn't get paid. I needed to sing. Anita Baker

Vocalist Sing Families Get Paid Used Homes Funeral Needed

There are so many cruel decisions parents have to make when their child dies. The funeral director requested a sheet for the coffin, and I sent the cozy flannel one, pale blue with happy snowmen, that had just been put away with the winter linens. Ann Hood

I did become quite well known from 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', and it helped hugely. I wasn't as famous as Hugh Grant, but I certainly began to work. Anna Chancellor

Work Become Weddings Well Well Known Known Began Hugely Did Hugh Quite Famous Grant Certainly Helped Four Funeral

I tell my children now that they are older, 'If something happens to me... don't make no big fuss over me. Don't make no big expense on my funeral. Don't put any pressure on the rest of the family. I've loved everybody, and I hope they loved me. But don't create this big expense for the family.' B. B. King

People are scared to make something that doesn't look like another film that made a lot of money. It means we get 'Four Weddings And A Funeral' made again and again. Billy Boyd

People Money Made Scared Something Weddings Like Look Make Another Lot Get Again Means Film Four Funeral

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