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Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Corbett
Scottish Comedian
Born: Dec 4, 1930
Funny Life Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I've had a very happy life, and although I have had tragedy, I've never suffered from any darkness. Ronnie Corbett
Life Happy Darkness Happy Life Never Had Although Tragedy Very Any Suffered
It is possible to have good manners and be funny at the same time. Ronnie Barker and I proved that. Ronnie Corbett
Funny Time Good Manners Good Manners Possible Proved Same Same Time Ronnie
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Ronnie Corbett
You Idiot Faster Slower Than Going Anybody Anyone Maniac Noticed Ever
I have been trapped in some posh toilets, including those in Windsor Castle and Buckingham Palace, and at Victor Spinetti's memorial at St. Paul's Covent Garden, I got locked in the loo. Ronnie Corbett
Garden Toilets Trapped Those Locked Memorial Some Windsor Castle Got Been Victor Paul Including Palace Posh
Comedy taste changes. It only changes slightly, but there's always a different angle, a different attitude. Ronnie Corbett
Attitude Comedy Changes Slightly Angle Only Always Taste Different Different Attitude
I love radio and have done a little bit for years - since 'Workers' Playtime' in the 1950s. It's also a good springboard for comedians. Ronnie Corbett
Love Good Bit Since Comedians Also Springboard Years Done Little Little Bit Workers Radio
We knew what mums, dads, and children would understand and enjoy without resentment. I don't see the requirement to upset people. You're there to entertain and please. Ronnie Corbett
You People Enjoy Please Entertain Would See Knew Without Understand Upset Children Requirement Resentment Dads
If I wear too much tartan, I tend to look like a Thermos flask. Ronnie Corbett
Too Much Too Wear Tend Like Look Much
How long does it take to make 'They Think It's All Over?' It's just laughing at each other and thinking, 'Aren't we clever?' Ronnie Corbett
Long Clever Think Thinking Other Laughing Take Over Make Does How Just Each
I like to do enough work to keep myself sharp and relevant without trying to be trendy. Ronnie Corbett
Work Myself Enough Trendy Relevant Sharp Like Without Trying Keep
I have had the most spoiled golfing life. Ronnie Corbett
Life Had Spoiled Most Golfing
Golf is the most fascinating game, but other people's game is the most boring thing. Ronnie Corbett
Game People Other Boring Boring Thing Most Golf Fascinating Thing
I actually found it very moving how destructive depression is. I was really saddened by this burden people have to handle. Ronnie Corbett
Depression People Burden Destructive Saddened How Very Handle Moving Really Found Actually
I watch the wonderful Dara O'Briain refereeing 'Mock the Week,' where they all compete with each other. I wouldn't be on that. It frightens the life out of me. Ronnie Corbett
Life Me Wonderful Other Out Week Mock Frighten Where Each Compete Watch
I've been lucky in that I've always loved my job. Ronnie Corbett
Job Always Been Loved Lucky
I look forward to doing everything, whether appearing on TV or walking the dog. Ronnie Corbett
Dog Everything TV Look Doing Walking Whether Forward Appearing
We go out of fashion but can also come back into fashion. So you've just got to hang around long enough until you are back in style. Ronnie Corbett
Fashion You Long Style Enough Back Out Come Until Also Around Got Go Hang Just
There are many comics around who don't really have a feel for comedy. They can say outrageous things, have clever thoughts, and deliver some funny angles. But they are not genuinely funny. Ronnie Corbett
Funny Thoughts Comedy Clever Say Some Angles Outrageous Deliver Feel Around Genuinely Comics Really Who Many Things
Doing things like 'Extras' and 'Little Britain' keeps me in with the youngsters. Ronnie Corbett
Me Like Doing Little Youngsters Keeps Things Britain
David Frost plucked me from the nightclubs. Ronnie Corbett
Me Plucked David Frost Nightclubs
We had brilliant writers on our shows, and I do think that 'The Two Ronnies' has stood the test of time. It was certainly the greatest fun to do. Ronnie Corbett
Time Brilliant Think Our Writers Had Greatest Test Stood Certainly Fun Shows Two
I have not survived 50 years in showbusiness by being Mr. Nice. If you are weak, this business eats you up. Ronnie Corbett
You Business Nice Weak Eats Years Up Survived Being
When I'm stopped in the street, people want to talk about 'The Two Ronnies' and the sketches we did. Ronnie Corbett
People About Talk Did Stopped Want Sketches Street Two
People who want to do stand-up from the start - I mean that's an extremely self-centred thing to want, isn't it? Ronnie Corbett
People Extremely Want Mean Who Thing Start

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