200 Idiot Quotes for You to Enjoy

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain

Myself You Idiot Congress Member Suppose Were Repeat

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. Marcus Tullius Cicero

Man Mistakes Idiot Only Make His Error Persists Any

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright

Idiot Fine Fine Line Between Like Line Fishing Shore Just Standing

This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. William Shakespeare

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I don't mind being criticised, because I am not that easy to knock down, and no-one can destroy me. But I am bothered by the stupid people who call me dirty, brainless, and an idiot. You don't say words like these to someone who you know nothing about. Granit Xhaka

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A lot of people ask what it takes to move from being a creative to a leader: Take everyone's career personally. People will work hard for you if you work hard for them. Any idiot can be a boss; all you need is a title. But to be a leader, you need to earn respect and have an opinion you stand by. David Droga

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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. Douglas Adams

Dreams Wife Idiot Philosopher Would Dreamer He His Thinker Speculative

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. Mark Twain

God School Made Practice Idiot He School Board Board Then

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot. Anthony Bourdain

Idiot Like Look Afraid

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. Cynthia Heimel

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. Scott Adams

Dangerous Idiot Nothing Resourceful More Than

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot. Charles Bukowski

Genius Idiot Everybody Born Almost Buried

Laughter is an important part of a good relationship. It's an immense achievement when you can move from your thinking that your partner is merely an idiot to thinking that they are that wonderfully complex thing called a loveable idiot. And often that means having a little bit of a sense of humour about their flaws. Alain de Botton

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Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. Robert Webb

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To generalize is to be an idiot. William Blake

Idiot Generalize

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. Johann Sebastian Bach

Idiot Own My Own Accord Decide Then

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