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Scott Adams
Scott Adams
American Cartoonist
Born: Jun 8, 1957
Better Life Me People Work You
Related authors: Bil Keane Bill Watterson Caroll Spinney Charles M. Schulz Gary Larson Jim Davis Matt Groening Walt Disney
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams
Kindness Ripple Logical Remember Every Small End Creates Act Thing
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Scott Adams
People Believe Enough Broke Features Normal Normal People Fix Engineers
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Scott Adams
You Stupidity General General Public Never Never Underestimate Underestimate Public
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. Scott Adams
Dangerous Idiot Nothing Resourceful More Than
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams
Time People Intelligence Smart Stupid Kind Stupid People Stupid Questions Questions Get Just Ask Then
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Scott Adams
Problems Few Suitable High Solved Through Very Personal Cannot Explosives Application
Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. Scott Adams
Happiness Buy Best Health Good Freedom Good Health You Money Single Nothing Way Best Way Your Your Freedom
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Scott Adams
Problems Will Own Solve No Problems Like Available Create Engineers
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. Scott Adams
Future Stupidity Solar Will Focus Power Predict Energy Harnessing Unlimited Only Clean Learn Around How Scientists Source Truly Efforts Flailing Stop Convert Fuel Planet Eventually
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. Scott Adams
Religion Better Nothing Unlikely Defines Willingness Dating Pursuit Principle Than Irrational Behind Things Humans Phenomenally
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. Scott Adams
Respectfully Join Invitation Hallucination Decline Your
People vote based on emotion. Period. Scott Adams
Vote People Emotion Period Based
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams
Work Enough Consultants Because Dumb Your Company Credibility
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles. Scott Adams
You Women Path Old Dinner First Important Energy Punch Punches Battles Tells Eat About Guy More Only Mentally Argue He She Making Least Dollar Handicapped Candy Cents Your Even Why Four-Year Resistance Save
Rotten bosses don't get better. Any strategy that assumes they can is doomed. Scott Adams
Better Strategy Assumes Bosses Get Any Doomed Rotten
I get mail; therefore I am. Scott Adams
Mail Am Get Therefore
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.' Scott Adams
You Sometimes Sit Say Draw Would Restaurant Only Crowded Know Person Who
If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can't control luck, but you can move from a game with bad odds to one with better odds. You can make it easier for luck to find you. The most useful thing you can do is stay in the game. Scott Adams
Success You Game Better Odds Control Down Luck Easier Bad Find Stay Drill Part Most Make Always Discover Huge Huge Part Any Move Story Success Story Useful Useful Thing Thing
Psychology is the only necessary skill for running for president. Trump knows psychology. Scott Adams
President President Trump Running Only Knows Trump Psychology Skill Necessary
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. Scott Adams
Women Society Exactly Exactly The Same Mentally Women Are Handicapped Same Children Reason Differently Treated
I've tried lots of things. The reality is, I'm excited by everything on Day 1. And if by Day X things aren't working the way I hoped, I lose my passion. I have not seen the correlation between my passion and my success. Scott Adams
Success Day Reality Passion Seen Lose Everything Way Correlation Hoped Tried Excited Between Lots Working Things
If you have a reasonable system for pursuing success, it can survive a lot of face-plants along the way. That knowledge makes success seem accessible. If you think successful people have some sort of superpower or special connections, why try? Scott Adams
Success Knowledge You People Try Think Way System Some Seem Superpower Pursuing Along Sort Makes Accessible Lot Survive Successful Successful People Special Reasonable Connections Why
You give anybody a billion dollars, and of course they are passionate. Passion is one of those things like willpower in that there's 'magical thinking' about it. You've got to be careful about 'magical thinking.' Scott Adams
You Passion Thinking Those Willpower Be Careful About Magical Give Like Course Got Passionate Dollars Anybody Billion Billion Dollars Things Careful
One strategy for getting ahead is being incredibly good at a particular skill; you need to be world-class to stand out for that skill. In my case, I layered fairly average skills together until the combination became special. Scott Adams
Good You Together Strategy World-Class Incredibly Out Case Layered Combination Particular Until Fairly Became Getting Being Average Skill Skills Stand Special Need
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. Scott Adams
Synergy Restructuring Proactive Form Teams
The only risk of failure is promotion. Scott Adams
Failure Promotion Risk Only
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