Bill Watterson Quotes

Bill Watterson
American Cartoonist
Born: Jul 5, 1958
Better Life Like Nothing World You
Related authors: Bil Keane Caroll Spinney Charles M. Schulz Gary Larson Jim Davis Matt Groening Scott Adams Walt Disney
Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson
Life Reality My Life Ruin
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. Bill Watterson
Nature People Live Stars Bet Outside Looked Lot Sat Each Each Night Differently Night
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? Bill Watterson
World Unfair Favor Fair Know Why Ever
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Bill Watterson
You Unless Spend Something Weekends Pointless Count Doing Them
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. Bill Watterson
Life Day You Gardening End Of The Day Seriously Ought Knees Re-Examine End Green Your
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson
Life Intelligence Universe Elsewhere Sign Tried Never Contact Surest Exists Intelligent Intelligent Life Us
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. Bill Watterson
Research Enough Finding Devote Scientific Scientific Research Cure Jerks
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Bill Watterson
God Me Will Earth Never Put Am Accomplish Die Behind Far Certain Now Right Things Number
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Bill Watterson
Car Mind Thought Battery Thought Process Running Like Off Process Shutting Rejuvenating
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. Bill Watterson
Bad Mood Nothing Mood Bad Like Around Spreading Helps
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. Bill Watterson
Dreams Together Long Think Other All Night Dream Apart Each Play Night
I liked things better when I didn't understand them. Bill Watterson
Better Liked Understand Them Things
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson
Life Sometimes Think Universe Elsewhere Sign Tried Contact None Surest Exists Intelligent Intelligent Life Us
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. Bill Watterson
Thoughts Words Speak Sometimes Think Faster Talking Up Wonder Than Keep Twice Why
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson
Life You Control Expect Your Butter Peanut Peanut Butter
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. Bill Watterson
Winning Like Lottery Snow Getting Cents Inch
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? Bill Watterson
Time Ignorance Learning Waste Time Instantaneous Waste Why
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. Bill Watterson
Food Eat Purple Any Turn Cereal Milk
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. Bill Watterson
Birds Must Like Bugs Taste
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. Bill Watterson
Work Ourselves How Surprising Done Just Hard
Mothers are the necessity of invention. Bill Watterson
Mom Invention Mothers Necessity
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Bill Watterson
You Experience Out Sort Talking Equivalent Conversational Body
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. Bill Watterson
People Once No Idea Seems Idea Like Up Cool Grow Grow Up
A real job is a job you hate. Bill Watterson
You Hate Job Real Real Job
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. Bill Watterson
Food World Better Recommend Like Beyond Well Real The Real World Real World

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