18 Microwave Quotes for You to Enjoy

Cooking is one of the strongest ceremonies for life. When recipes are put together, the kitchen is a chemical laboratory involving air, fire, water and the earth. This is what gives value to humans and elevates their spiritual qualities. If you take a frozen box and stick it in the microwave, you become connected to the factory. Laura Esquivel

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Steven Wright

Time Coffee Back Instant Put Almost Oven Microwave

Simply by starting to cook again, you declare your independence from the culture of fast food. As soon as you cook, you start thinking about ingredients. You start thinking about plants and animals and not the microwave. And you will find that your diet, just by that one simple act, that is greatly improved. Michael Pollan

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The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it. Stephen Hawking

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. Sid Waddell

Happy Penguin About He Looks Microwave

My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets! Wayne Dyer

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Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party, I would rather just come home from work, pop in a DVD and eat some microwave popcorn with a cutie on the sofa. Carson Kressley

Each season, my balance gets worse, and sometimes I fall. I no longer cook for myself but microwave widower food, mostly Stouffer's. My fingers are clumsy and slow with buttons. Donald Hall

Myself Food Balance Sometimes Slow Fall Worse Fingers Longer Mostly Gets Microwave Clumsy Cook Each Season Buttons

The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker. John Krasinski

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Microwave sales have plateaued as people realize that reheated TV dinners give us no joy. Kimbal Musk

People Joy TV Dinners Give Sales Microwave Realize Us

I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals. Mark Mothersbaugh

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I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It's really detoxifying. Scottie Thompson

Myself Sit Everyday Microwave Infrared Really