61 Tube Quotes for You to Enjoy

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. Joan Rivers

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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted. Alan King

Morning Me Every Gave Nurse Took Drank One Morning Run Through Hospital Poured Had Like Said Juice Up Get Tube After Cloudy Again Little Them Held Even Apple Her Specimen

The average person has one Fallopian tube. Bo Burnham

Person Tube Average Average Person

My favourite place in South Korea is Jeju Island: it's a tropical paradise with sandy beaches, turquoise waters, and the magnificent Geomunoreum lava tube system of underground caves. Lee Hyeon-seo

Paradise Waters System Favourite Favourite Place Beaches Magnificent Tropical Underground Island Korea South Caves South Korea Tube Place Sandy Turquoise

By the time I auditioned for 'Aliens in America,' the July 7 bombing had happened in London. So I'd had those experiences where I would get onto the Tube, and people would get off. So there was a lot about Raja that I understood. Adhir Kalyan

Well, I suppose I've never really had a lifestyle that needs upkeep. I don't get cabs; I'm on the Tube with my Oyster card. Agyness Deyn

Needs Lifestyle Never Had Suppose Well Get Tube Really Card

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube. Arthur Smith

Nothing Abhor Someone More Know Than Tube

But with comics you're reading and assimilating an image simultaneously, instead of just reading or watching the tube. Bill Sienkiewicz

You Reading Instead Simultaneously Comics Tube Just Assimilating Image Watching

The goal of scientists is you hope that the thing you're working on is bigger than the thing you're pipetting into that tube at that moment. Bonnie Bassler

Hope You Scientists Goal Than Tube Bigger Working Moment Thing

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews. Bruce Forsyth

Love You Old Interviews Benny Seeing Give Guys Like Look Am Comics Jack Jack Benny Tube Getting Element Phil

When I go to the clinic next and sit with a tube in my arm and watch the poison go in, I'm in an attitude of abject passivity. It doesn't feel like fighting at all; it just feels like submitting. Christopher Hitchens

Attitude Poison Sit Fighting Abject Feel Arm Feels Like Go Clinic Passivity Tube Just Next Watch

When I'm online, I'm alone in a room, tapping on a keyboard, staring at a cathode-ray tube. Clifford Stoll

Alone Keyboard Online Tapping Tube Room Staring

My first project was to build an ionization gauge control circuit for Professor Edgar Everhart's Cockcroft-Walton accelerator. In those days, vacuum tubes were the active components in electronic circuits. I can still recall the warm orange glow of the vacuum tube filaments and the cool blue glow of the thyratron tubes. David Lee

First Build Control Active Gauge Project Circuit Those Components Days Accelerator Edgar Glow Still Were Tube Orange Tubes Blue Warm Cool Electronic Professor Recall Vacuum

Cycling is the only way to free ourselves from the misery of the Tube, the wall-to-wall buses that line Oxford Street, the hopelessness of even thinking about driving. Deborah Moggach

Free Cycling Thinking Way Ourselves Hopelessness About Only Misery Driving Line Tube Oxford Buses Even Street

If you look at the end of a roll of toilet paper, like the brown paper tube, I basically worked in a factory that made humongous ones like that - for concrete or anything you wanted to put in there. I was the guy who chopped those up into smaller pieces, put them in a box, throw it in a pallet, wrap it up, jump in a forklift and put it on a truck. Demetrious Johnson

You Made Paper Those Wrap Brown Guy Throw Factory Put Truck Smaller Like Look Pieces Box Concrete End Up Jump Roll Tube Wanted Anything Them Worked Toilet Toilet Paper Who Chopped Basically

In London, I take the Tube everywhere. Elizabeth McGovern

Everywhere London Take Tube

I know people are pretty well embarrassed just at the mention of colon cancer. Sticking a tube in you to find out what's wrong is not a nice thing. But I can tell them, a 30- or 40-minute test is worth it. We have to make them feel more comfortable about getting screened. Eric Davis

You People Worth Cancer Nice Worth It Embarrassed Out Tell Find Pretty About Colon More Mention Wrong Feel Know Well Make Comfortable Sticking Test Tube Getting Just Screened Them Nice Thing Thing

I quite like it when I'm on the Tube and people offer me their seat. Sometimes I take it. The other day I was offered a seat by a pregnant lady. I thought, 'That's going a bit far.' Ian Mckellen

Day Me People Sometimes Thought Other Bit Take Like Offer Offered Tube Going Quite Lady Far Pregnant Seat

Creativity is down the tube. And people give a lot of lip service to individuality. I know they all appreciate it, but they all say they would like to do it, but they don't want to work at it, and it doesn't come out of the sky. Iris Apfel

The digestive canal represents a tube passing through the entire organism and communicating with the external world, i.e. as it were the external surface of the body, but turned inwards and thus hidden in the organism. Ivan Pavlov

World Digestive Hidden Entire Through Thus Surface Passing Were Canal Tube Represents Communicating Turned Body Organism External External World

Edible substances evoke the secretion of thick, concentrated saliva. Why? The answer, obviously, is that this enables the mass of food to pass smoothly through the tube leading from the mouth into the stomach. Ivan Pavlov

Food Mouth Evoke Through Leading Mass Concentrated Obviously Edible Answer Enables Pass Smoothly Saliva Stomach Tube Substances Thick Why

I would not want to live with a tube in my neck and not be able to move a finger. I wouldn't - that to me is not life. Jack Kevorkian

Life Me Live Would Able Finger Tube Move Want Neck

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