Truck Quotes

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. Jeff Foxworthy
You Book Value Down Truck Redneck How How Much Up Up And Down Goes Blue Depending Might Much Your Gas
Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen. Morgan Freeman
Time Me You Job Kind Would One Time Driver Never Truck Truck Driver Crust Know Always Get Any Going Bread Happen Taxi Taxi Driver Homeless Here
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen
Pickup Women Sometimes Car Station Dating Truck Like Wagon Ferrari Women Are End Up Want
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy
Education You Pickup Spent More Truck Redneck Than May Your
I do talk like a truck driver sometimes, or I curse. What can I say? Penny Marshall
Sometimes Say Driver Truck Truck Driver Like Talk Curse
Democrats should be getting high-fives from sanitation truck drivers - that is what should be happening in America. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Drivers Truck Democrats America Getting Happening Should Sanitation
There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive. B. C. Forbes
More Driver Truck Truck Driver Executive First-Rate Than Being Satisfaction Credit
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis, Memphis. Elvis Presley
School High Memphis High School Driving Truck Boy Got Just Poor
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. Jackie Mason
Down Run He Truck Gets Englishman
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet. Adam DeVine
Jokes Hurt Humor Think About Knees Truck Still Hit Getting Cement Found
The wussiest thing a guy can do is drive a clean truck. Dents, scratches and mud - that's manly. Blake Shelton
Drive Manly Guy Clean Truck Mud Thing
Being a Chicano in Hollywood, my experience is that you're not given credit for any sophistication... You're just kind of some guy that just crossed the border, you know, on the back of a truck and that's it. Cheech Marin
You Experience Back Kind Border Some Crossed Guy Given Truck Sophistication Know Any Just Being Just Kind Hollywood Credit
All I've ever wanted is a nice truck, and that's what I got. Cole Swindell
Nice Truck Got Wanted Ever
Seeing a catering truck feels like home. Dakota Johnson
Home Seeing Truck Feels Like Catering
The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany, four girls went into a dumpster so they could sneak into the building. They climbed in and hid. When the guys working on the truck started getting the garbage they found them straight away. It was crazy. Justin Bieber
Crazy Girl Building Before Garbage Hid Some Pretty Guys Week Could Truck Stuff Climbed Due Sneak Germany Done Getting Straight Them Working Show Found Away Four Started Last Night
My father was a truck driver. That's where it all started, and academically I was a disaster at school. My cousin got his name on the honour board; I, at Melbourne High School, I carved mine on the desk. Lindsay Fox
School Father Melbourne Mine Honour High Carved High School Driver Truck Truck Driver Name Disaster Academically Got Cousin His Where Board Started Desk
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. Lou Holtz
Driveway He Truck Him Got Hire His Camper Golf Clubs
My mother always tells me that when I was a little kid, my first ambition was to be a truck driver, and after that, I went through everything from wanting to be a Prime Minister to an air hostess, but never an actor. So I became one, and it was a great journey. I learnt a lot, worked very hard. Preity Zinta
Great Journey Me Mother First Ambition Air Everything Kid Minister Tells Through Driver Never Hostess Truck Truck Driver Prime Prime Minister Became Always Learnt Lot Very Wanting After Little Worked Little Kid Hard Actor
Buck up or stay in the truck. Sarah Palin
Stay Buck Truck Up
We're only here for so long. Be happy, man. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow. Timothee Chalamet
You Man Be Happy Happy Tomorrow Long Only Could Truck Hit Get Happy Man Here
Here's a thing that's going to drive me absolutely crazy: the trucks! They can put people on the moon, but they can't make a quiet truck! Ad-Rock
Me Crazy People Moon Drive Absolutely Put Truck Trucks Make Quiet Going Thing Here
When my boys were little, I'd throw so many toys at them, but they didn't want to play with any. Then I'd give them a truck, and they would play for hours. I believe the same thing applies to a consumer - edit their choices, and they will be more intrigued. Aerin Lauder
Will Same Thing Believe Intrigued Would Give More Throw Consumer Truck Hours Toys Edit Boy Were Same Any Want Little Them Then Choices Many Play Thing
When consumers purchase a Toyota, they are not simply purchasing a car, truck or van. They are placing their trust in our company. Akio Toyoda
Trust Car Our Van Purchase Purchasing Consumers Simply Truck Toyota Placing Company
I like to take a day off and enjoy fast food for what it is. I have to say that in New York, I'm really partial about taco trucks. I mean, I really can't handle it. There is something about catching all those ingredients piled on top of each other: it puts me in a tizzy. I love it. I'm kind of a taco truck junkie. Alex Guarnaschelli
Love Food Day Me Enjoy Other Top Say Those Kind About Something Taco Take Truck Puts Trucks Partial Catching New Like Piled Off Handle York New York Mean Ingredients Really Each Fast Fast Food
You know what no one tells you about driving a truck? You are driving a truck. There are only side mirrors, and it does not handle like a Prius. Ari Graynor
You Side Tells About Mirrors Only No-One Driving Truck Like Know Does Handle
I wouldn't want to go back over my life. I've done it all. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the Marine Corps. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the war. I wouldn't have missed college. Or playin' for the Colts. I got all the money I need. Five children. I got a truck. I have no regrets whatsoever. Art Donovan
Life War Money Marine Corps College My Life Back Corps No Regrets Truck Miss Missed Over Got Go Five Whatsoever Done Children Want Wanted Regrets Need Marine
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