24 Pickup Quotes for You to Enjoy

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen

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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy

Education You Pickup Spent More Truck Redneck Than May Your

Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood, doing a negative pickup for Universal pictures. Alex Cox

Pickup Negative Pictures Doing Began Unfortunately Hollywood Universal Career

Probably the worst pickup line is no pickup line. I mean, at the end of the day, what is the worst that could happen? Dawn Olivieri

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First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car. Denis Leary

Only in country music can you compare an old pickup truck and an old guitar to your wife and turn it into a love song... Thank God for country music. Dierks Bentley

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I'm a Taurus, which sounds like the name of a pickup truck. I'd prefer to be born under the sign of the rock wallaby. If you're going to interpret your life pursuant to an utterly irrational dogma, why can't it have a cute mascot? Rock wallabies really are fabulous animals, and in any remotely just world, they would have their own star sign. Elliot Perlman

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A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention. Jennifer Morrison

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I worked construction clean-up. I was driving a pickup truck at the age of 14 on a construction site. I loved building and being part of the process. You got to see your work. Michael Kelly

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My first car was a 1986 Toyota pickup. Michael Steger

Pickup Car First Toyota

My grandmother raised five children during the Depression by herself. At 50, she threw her sewing machine into the back of a pickup truck and drove from North Dakota to California. She was a real survivor, so that's my stock. That's how I want my kids to be too. Michelle Pfeiffer

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I'm always interested in mixing technology and music. You know, maybe I'll have a MIDI bass pickup at some point, I don't really think that's the direction I would want to go. Mike Gordon

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My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus. Nick Offerman

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For years I drove a big Ford F250 pickup. That was my ride because two-thirds of my work was wood work, and I'm always driving up to Northern California, where I harvest salvaged trees. Nick Offerman

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You can play pickup basketball, but you can't really re-create football. Peyton Manning

You Pickup Football Really Play Basketball

I've never had a problem finding a team, a league, or a pickup game. Actually, I'm not sure I want soccer to get bigger. We have so many teams in San Francisco that there aren't enough fields. Rabih Alameddine

Some receivers are like sports cars: they have a lot of speed and flair. Me, I'm like an old pickup truck. I just bounce around and try to get the job done. Steve Largent

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No pickup lines! They're the worst. But I love jokes. Sylvia Hoeks

Love Jokes Pickup Worst Lines

Limos, from the beginning of time, they know who they're picking up, they usually have a credit card on file, they know where the pickup location is, and so there's essentially a prearrangement of sorts, and, of course, the limo customer knows the driver, knows the company, knows the rates. All we've done is make it more accessible. Travis Kalanick

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I didn't want a pickup with mud tires. I wanted an old blazer with as many speakers in the back as I could afford. I would even steal them out of my brother's car and pack them in there. I remember sitting in a parking lot and turning my radio up and walking down the street to see how far you could feel it. Walker Hayes

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If I can't drive my old pickup to wherever I'm going, well, chances are good that I just won't go. Ward Churchill

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