25 Hairy Quotes for You to Enjoy

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. Erma Bombeck

Me Fruit Once Brown Someone Threw Small Over Over It Hairy Until Dead Wastebasket

Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits. Charles Darwin

Man Habits Hairy Descended

I'm always hairy. I swear too much. Alexa Chung

Too Much Too Hairy Always Swear Much

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But, I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head. Because I'm not a really hairy guy, I'm not really used to it. Ato Essandoh

Beard World Face Hair Sick Guy Head Hairy Because Am Itch As Far As Far Really Used Growing

I really am not that hairy on my body. It's weird. Brett Gelman

Weird Hairy Am Really Body

Gender-dominated environments are not good... particularly in the financial sector where there are too few women. In gender-dominated environments, men have a tendency to... show how hairy chested they are, compared with the man who's sitting next to them. I honestly think that there should never be too much testosterone in one room. Christine Lagarde

Good Man Women Financial Too Much Men Few Think Too Honestly Sector Tendency Never Hairy Environments Particularly How Testosterone Sitting Few Women Where Room Them Much Next Should Show Compared

The idea of the split personality is as old as Genesis. For a start, Eve was manufactured from Adam's rib. Then there's Cain and Abel, twins at war. They were followed by Esau and Jacob, likewise divisible into hairy and smooth types. Clive Sinclair

War Personality Old Types Followed Split Divisible Idea Genesis Hairy Likewise Smooth Were Jacob Then Eve Twins Start Adam

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. Cornelia Funke

Dog Guinea Guinea Pig Horses Hairy Pig Very Iceland Two

Something that I've always been really keen on representing is some honesty with the way that we view ourselves. That's something I've always appreciated watching actors that I've looked up to, is when they look like you and me, or they have a funny elbow, or they have, you know, a hairy face. Florence Pugh

Funny Me You Honesty Face Way Ourselves Some Something Hairy Like Know Look Looked Always Been Up Representing Elbow Really View Keen Actor Watching Appreciated

Introductions are always weird for me because my name is Hari and it's constantly mispronounced . 'Hurry', 'Hairy' - there are different ways to screw it up, and it leads to these awkward conversations. Hari Kondabolu

Me Ways Hurry Constantly Weird Leads Hairy Name Because Always Up Different Screw Conversations Different Ways Awkward

I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy. Jason Statham

Dangerous Way Hairy Suppose European

The man you married is yours to have and to hold for the rest of ever, even if he starts chewing tobacco or decides to pierce his hairy nipple and buy a Corvette, because you very plainly said - or at least implied - you were in it for better or for worse. Jenna McCarthy

Buy You Man Better Rest Starts Worse Married He Hairy Implied Pierce Because Said Least Were His Chewing Very Hold Decide Plainly Tobacco Yours Even Ever

There's something really cool about taking oily coloured paste and pushing it around with these hairy sticks and making something that looks like you. That's the magic of painting. Kehinde Wiley

You Painting Magic About Something Coloured Pushing Taking Hairy Like Looks Around Sticks Making Paste Really Cool

I had to do the full body shave for the first coupla weeks of 'White Chicks,' then I said, 'You know what? I'm just gonna be a hairy white chick 'cause this is too much! Marlon Wayans

John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington, the hairy blue mold on the American congressional sandwich. Matt Taibbi

I used to go online all the time, and then I had to stop myself... because I'm a writer, and it's like: to have a procrastination tool, like, within my computer... it was just getting too hairy. Mike White

Time Myself Procrastination Too Tool Online Computer Writer Had Hairy Like Because Within Go Getting Just Stop Then Used

Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others... that's gross. Nadine Velazquez

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus. Nick Offerman

Me Pickup Big Guys Uncles Could Pick Masculinity Trucks Hairy Up Grew Bus Them Sweaty Farmers Who Illinois

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy. Nick Offerman

Men TV Allowed Longer Hairy Very Film Film And TV

There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity. Vladimir Nabokov

Funny World Nothing Group Mediocrity Loathe Bath Slippery More Hairy Mix Than Where Communal Multiplication Activity

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