72 Ape Quotes for You to Enjoy

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. Mencken

Man Believe He Ape Average Descended Even Harder

Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling angel? To my juvenile eyes, Darwin was proved true every day. It doesn't take much to make us flip back into monkeys again. Terry Pratchett

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I have found the missing link between the higher ape and civilized man; it is we. Konrad Lorenz

Man Civilized Higher Between Missing Link Ape Found

My degrees are in anthropology, and I have friends who have worked with apes. Gregory Keyes

Degrees Anthropology Friends Ape Worked Who

If God used evolution, God came from an ape. Ken Ham

God Evolution Came Ape Used

Bonobos are not monkeys! Bonobos are apes. Andy Dunn

Ape Monkeys

You could go so wrong with a 'Planet of the Apes' reboot; you could make it melodramatic, you could make it campy, you could fall into so many traps with it. Andy Serkis

You Fall Could Wrong Make Go Ape Planet Many Traps

Just being an ape is a workout. Andy Serkis

Just Being Ape Workout

If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon. Ann Coulter

Treat Cause Ought Press Obama Critics Like Him How Lincoln His Ape Bush Really Illiterate Compared Thinks Treated

Apes are apes, though clothed in scarlet. Ben Jonson

Though Scarlet Clothed Ape

Planet of the Apes was a gigantic challenge, making the clothes work so people could do stunts and action in the clothes. I really learned a lot about that in that movie. Colleen Atwood

Work People Challenge Clothes Action Gigantic About Could Stunts Learned Making Lot Movie Ape Planet Really

It is disturbing to discover in oneself these curious revelations of the validity of the Darwinian theory. If it is true that we have sprung from the ape, there are occasions when my own spring appears not to have been very far. Cornelia Otis Skinner

Apes beat their chests so they don't have to fight 24 hours a day. David Milch

Day Fight Beat Hours Chest Ape

I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape. Desmond Morris

Man Angel Risen Fellow Fellow Man Fallen Ape Viewed

My study of the wild gorilla is not yet finished, and even when it is complete, it will contribute only a small part toward man's understanding of his closest animal relatives, the great apes. But one conclusion is already clear: The gorilla is one of the most maligned animals in the world. Dian Fossey

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Gorillas are the largest of the great apes. A mature male may be six feet tall and weigh 400 pounds or more; his enormous arms can span eight feet. Dian Fossey

Great Enormous More Pounds Weigh Feet Arms Tall His Male Mature May Six Eight Span Ape Largest

Oh my goodness gracious, what you can buy off the Internet in terms of overhead photography. A trained ape can know an awful lot of what is going on in this world, just by punching on his mouse, for a relatively modest cost. Donald Rumsfeld

Buy You Photography World Internet Goodness Relatively Punching Cost Know Terms Overhead His Lot Off Trained Gracious Mouse Going Oh Just Ape Modest Awful Awful Lot

Bierce radiates brilliancy, and perhaps no other man of letters ever had a more ready command of condensed expression. For him, each word has its unique place in the peerage of words, and he would not use a word out of place any sooner than he would thrust an ape into a captain's saddle. Edwin Markham

Man Words Word Other Out Would More Had Thrust He Sooner Saddle Perhaps Him Ready Command Condensed Than Any Place Ape Use Captain Unique Each Expression Ever Letters

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