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Brett Gelman
American
Actor
Born:
Oct 6
,
1976
Comedy
Funny
Me
People
Think
You
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Dinner is often a very celebratory environment, a very safe place, a time to reflect and let the day go and enjoy good food and good wine. It's a very peaceful moment during the day. A great dinner can change your day around.
Brett Gelman
Time
Good
Food
Day
Great
Change
Safe Place
Dinner
Wine
Reflect
Enjoy
Environment
Safe
Around
Go
Very
Often
Place
Your
Moment
Peaceful
Good Food
The world is pretty messed up.
Brett Gelman
World
Pretty
Messed
Messed Up
Up
I've definitely had the long stretches of time in my personal life where I've felt an intense loneliness and a desperation to feel something real and to have something that truly meant something in my life.
Brett Gelman
Life
Time
Loneliness
Desperation
My Life
Long
Personal Life
Definitely
Something
Had
Feel
Felt
Real
Truly
Personal
Intense
Where
Meant
I saw 'A Night at the Opera,' this Marx Brothers film, when I was, like, six years old. I just became obsessed, you know?
Brett Gelman
You
Old
Saw
Brothers
Marx
Obsessed
Like
Know
Opera
Became
Years
Six
Just
Film
Night
One of the things I was taught was how you deal with language. It's important, very important in comedy.
Brett Gelman
You
Comedy
Language
Important
One Of The Things
Deal
How
Very
Taught
Things
I think some people watch 'Raging Bull,' or they watch 'The Piano Teacher,' and I think they're more, maybe, able to process an antihero in a dramatic context, where people more want comedy to take care of them. But that's not really taking care of people. That's just providing escape, which sometimes is necessary.
Brett Gelman
Teacher
People
Sometimes
Comedy
Care
Some People
Think
Dramatic
Able
Some
More
Piano
Take
Take Care
Taking
Context
Bull
Providing
Escape
Maybe
Just
Where
Want
Process
Which
Them
Really
Raging
Watch
Necessary
I like being strange. I like being hyperbolic and surreal.
Brett Gelman
Strange
Like
Surreal
Being
I love Lars von Trier and Michael Haneke, but if I'm not in the right frame of mind to watch their work, I feel upset after watching it.
Brett Gelman
Work
Love
Mind
Frame
Feel
Von
Michael
Upset
After
Right
Watch
Watching
What a great way to make some money is just fine somebody $300 if their phone rings in the theatre. That'll make them remember to turn it off.
Brett Gelman
Great
Theatre
Money
Phone
Remember
Somebody
Way
Rings
Fine
Some
Make
Great Way
Off
Just
Them
Turn
I love taking on roles that other people have written for me just as much as I take on writing - just not as much of a, 'Oh, that guy.' I want people to start saying, 'Oh, Brett Gelman's new piece is coming out. That's a Brett Gelman movie. That's a a Brett Gelman show.'
Brett Gelman
Love
Saying
Me
People
Writing
Other
Out
Guy
Take
Written
Taking
New
Piece
Coming
Roles
Oh
Just
Just As Much
Want
Movie
Much
Show
Start
We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.
Brett Gelman
Life
Laugh
How
Up
Times
Screwed
Screwed-Up
Hard
Hard Life
Every white liberal straight man needs to take action and work at unifying all peoples of our sides and stop making women and people of color and the LGBT community fight it out themselves and just pat them on the back. We have to take active roles in supporting them, defending them, and hiring them.
Brett Gelman
Work
Needs
Man
Fight
Women
People
White
Community
Action
Active
Every
Liberal
Back
Our
Sides
Out
Color
Take
Supporting
Making
Hiring
Pat
Man Needs
Roles
Just
Stop
Straight
Them
Straight Man
Themselves
Unifying
Defending
I'm all for free speech, and I don't need my viewpoint to be the only viewpoint.
Brett Gelman
Free
Free Speech
Only
Viewpoint
Need
Speech
At the end of the day, stand-up comedy is like acting when the audience are the other characters that I'm acting with.
Brett Gelman
Day
Comedy
End Of The Day
Other
Characters
Like
Audience
End
Acting
Stand-Up Comedy
Really go out of your way to hire women, people of color, homosexuals, transgendered people - go out of your way to hire them.
Brett Gelman
Women
People
Way
Out
Color
Go
Hire
Them
Really
Your
Homosexuals
Don't be proud of me. Do something to make yourself proud of yourself.
Brett Gelman
Me
Yourself
Something
Make
Proud
I really am not that hairy on my body. It's weird.
Brett Gelman
Weird
Hairy
Am
Really
Body
I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny. I think that life is very dark at times, and there are things that are very funny about that.
Brett Gelman
Life
Funny
Dark
Darkness
Think
About
Someone
Very
Times
Being
Being Funny
Who
Away
Things
I've always been an actor. I've always approached all my comedy as an actor.
Brett Gelman
Comedy
Always
Been
Actor
I think that liberal straight white men really need to stop patting themselves on the back for what they think they think and actually take a look at their actions.
Brett Gelman
Men
White
Think
Liberal
Back
Take
Look
Stop
Straight
Themselves
Really
Actions
Actually
Need
I get to live a privileged existence.
Brett Gelman
Live
Existence
Privileged
Get
I'm not a fighter. I don't like to get beat up.
Brett Gelman
Fighter
Beat
Like
Up
Get
Nobody wants to see a woman onscreen who is a wreck. That is pure, unadulterated, systemic misogyny.
Brett Gelman
Woman
Pure
Systemic
See
Wreck
Onscreen
Nobody
Wants
Who
A crazy action only works if there's a great reaction.
Brett Gelman
Great
Crazy
Action
Only
Reaction
Works
Loss is a part of life, unfortunately, and you've got to just deal with it.
Brett Gelman
Life
You
Part
Deal
Got
Loss
Just
Unfortunately
I love 'Seinfeld.' That was not alternative. You can't get more in mainstream than that.
Brett Gelman
Love
You
More
Seinfeld
Mainstream
Alternative
Than
Get
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