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A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. Chanakya

People First Too Trees Person Screwed Straight Cut Should Honest Honest People

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed. Chuck Palahniuk

You Sometimes Something Get Screwed Things

If I screw up, I'm gonna say, 'You know what? I really screwed up.' That's all you can do. Some people gonna forgive you, some people not gonna forgive you. That's just the way it works. Charles Barkley

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As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've got a full-blown trade war. No one ever wins, and consumers always get screwed. Mark McKinnon

War History You Wins Consumers No-One Until Another Trade Always Got Proven Repeatedly Begets Tariff Get Screwed Then Ever

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I? Richard M. Nixon

Good Well Real Up Screwed

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff. Captain Beefheart

I watched the guy that hits a home run, and he comes across the plate and he points skyward, like thanking for the help from the Almighty to hit the home run. And as he does that, I say to myself, 'God screwed the pitcher.' And I don't know how else you look at it. Bobby Knight

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We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy. Jeff Foxworthy

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For an author, the nice characters aren't much fun. What you want are the screwed up characters. You know, the characters that are constantly wondering if what they are doing is the right thing, characters that are not only screwed up but are self-tapping screws. They're doing it for themselves. Terry Pratchett

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids. David Broder

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. Demetri Martin

Own Garbage Out Plumbing Because Up Screwed Screwed-Up Turns Disposal

I know how I want to operate as an artist. And that is by having an honest, genuine dialogue about this kind of screwed up journey I've had that I'm so thankful for. Mary Lambert

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I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am. Rick Springfield

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Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's what life needs to be - and that if it's not that, it's all screwed up. It's not. Tom Brady

Life Needs Culture Made White Living Our Out Somehow Picket Fence Up American American Culture Screwed Screwed-Up Suburbs

Men get laid, but women get screwed. Quentin Crisp

Women Men Get Laid Screwed

I think lower wages have made men much less marriageable than they were before. It's not just like your job goes to hell. Your marriage goes to hell. You don't know your children anymore. Your children have a higher chance of being screwed up. Angus Deaton

You Marriage Job Made Men Before Hell Think Higher Like Know Wages Were Up Than Goes Just Being Children Anymore Screwed Screwed-Up Much Lower Your Less Chance

Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and that is usually where the work comes in - figuring out how to make it believable and make it real to present someone's problems that you don't necessarily actually know anything about. Anna Paquin

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The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me. Armand Assante

Me Economics Industry Up Disgusting Screwed Screwed-Up Whole

The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that. Ben Nicholson

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