78 Pig Quotes for You to Enjoy

The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. Martina Navratilova

Commitment Between Like Involved Involvement Pig Ham Chicken Eggs Committed Difference

If we could establish a deep abiding relationship with nature, we would never kill an animal for our appetite; we would never harm, vivisect, a monkey, a dog, a guinea pig for our benefit. We would find other ways to heal our wounds, heal our bodies. Jiddu Krishnamurti

Nature Relationship Animal Dog Monkey Other Benefit Our Ways Guinea Guinea Pig Would Find Wounds Abide Could Never Heal Pig Establish Bodies Deep Appetite Harm

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. Alfred Hitchcock

Man Asthmatic Saw Carrying Indignant Purity Inventor Inspired Never He Arm Pig Understand Sound His Man-Made Achieved Unfortunately

Stop allowing yourself to focus on depressing life circumstances - including focusing on being depressed about your weight. All this negative focus will only lead you to feeling bummed and wanting to pig out. Instead, consciously focus on happy life circumstances you enjoy doing, and create more of them! Karen Salmansohn

Life You Happy Yourself Negative Will Focus Feeling Happy Life Enjoy Circumstances Focusing Out About More Only Lead Weight Allowing Instead Pig Doing Bummed Stop Being Wanting Being Depressed Depressed Depressing Them Create Your Including

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Ambrose Bierce

You Machine Out Come Pig Go Which Litigation Sausage

We are Jesus Christ's; we belong to him. But even more, we are increasingly him. He moves in and commandeers our hands and feet, requisitions our minds and tongues. We sense his rearranging: debris into the divine, pig's ear into silk purse. He repurposes bad decisions and squalid choices. Little by little, a new image emerges. Max Lucado

Christ Sense Increasingly Our Minds Bad Silk Emerges More Purse Divine He New Feet Pig Him His Debris Hands Moves Decisions Little Choices Rearranging Even Ear Image Jesus Belong Tongues

Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. To me, he's a great actor. Nicolas Cage

It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style. Quentin Crisp

Saying Good Will Style Farm Dancer Running Badly Pig Pigs Ballet Ballet Dancer Years While Then Really Meant Meant To Be Your

To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral. Abbie Hoffman

Evil Sister Immoral Brother Steal Empire Institutions Pig Equally Pillars

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Ambrose Bierce

You Legal Machine Out Lawsuit Come Pig Go Which Sausage

Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. Ambrose Bierce

Good Man Snake Digest Worm Eat Pig Edible Toad Wholesome

One day, I hope to have a pot bellied pig and a wombat as pets. Dylan Lauren

Hope Day One Day Pot Pig Pets

Everybody had to go to some college or other. A business college, a junior college, a state college, a secretarial college, an Ivy League college, a pig farmer's college. The book first, then the work. Sylvia Plath

I never want to be in that stage where a band ends up playing state fairs and casinos. I am not willing to go out shooting up Botox and eating corn dogs while judging pig contests. Al Jourgensen

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig. Alison Goldfrapp

Guinea Guinea Pig Cat Had Pig Younger

All chefs have pictures of food in their phones, stuffed pig's ears and pigs' heads and the like. April Bloomfield

Food Phones Ears Stuffed Pictures Heads Like Pig Pigs Chefs

I followed this one pig with number '05049,' all the way up until the end and to what products it's made of. And in these years, I met all kinds people like, for instance, farmers and butchers, which seems logical. But I also met aluminum mold makers, ammunition producers and all kinds of people. Christien Meindertsma

People Logical Made Met Way Kinds Followed Seems Instance Like Until Also Pig Makers Years End Up Which Producers Mold Farmers Products Ammunition Butcher Number

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. Cornelia Funke

Dog Guinea Guinea Pig Horses Hairy Pig Very Iceland Two

Comedy chose me. I always had this urge to be silly that I couldn't control. I remember my father having me read 'The Three Little Pigs' to him, and I would improv all around the story, like when one pig's house got blown over, he put on his gym shoes and took off. Craig Robinson

Me Remember Comedy Father Three Shoes Control Took Would All-Around Silly Gym Having Had He Put Over Like House Pig Him Read Pigs Around Always Got His Off Improv Blown Story Little Urge Chose

I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning. Drew Barrymore

Service Morning Else Someone Hotel Hotel Rooms Like Pig Sort Because Caught Still Continually Front Being Want Door Room Room Service Rooms Cool Thing Two

My wife tells me I am a male chauvinist pig and I have to sort of admit it. In my office and in my home, I'm not very democratic. I think of myself as a benevolent dictator. Edgar Mitchell

Myself Home Me Wife Think Benevolent Tells Admit Democratic Pig Sort Am Male Very Dictator Office

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