11 Asthmatic Quotes for You to Enjoy

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. Alfred Hitchcock

Man Asthmatic Saw Carrying Indignant Purity Inventor Inspired Never He Arm Pig Understand Sound His Man-Made Achieved Unfortunately

I'm an asthmatic. I have to be on that treadmill singing to get my lungs right. Pink

Singing Asthmatic Get Right Treadmill Lungs

To stop smoking was actually really easy because I had already started to cut down. My husband is asthmatic, and he just can't for the life of him imagine why anybody would put smoke in their mouth, so he really helped me to start cutting down. Holly Marie Combs

Life Me Smoking Husband Mouth Down Asthmatic Would Easy Had He Put Him Smoke Because Just Stop Anybody Cut Cutting Really Helped Why Actually Start Started Imagine

I grew up in Shropshire, but I was born in Wales. There was a hospital seven miles away, but my dad drove 45 miles over the Welsh border so I could play rugby for Wales. But as a skinny asthmatic, I was only ever good at swimming. Greg Davies

The traditional writer is a sensitive only child, asthmatic, who sits on the window seat watching the drops of rain slide down the pane, very introspective. I'm not inward-looking. I would never go to a shrink. I don't want to know what I'm thinking. I don't really like discussions in my family. It may be an avoidance thing. Deborah Moggach

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I was born asthmatic so came into boxing with deficiencies. Shannon Briggs

Deficiencies Asthmatic I Was Born Born Boxing Came

Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I'm effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they'd die? That's me. John Hodgman

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Battle is the soldier's vital breath! Peace turns him into a stooping asthmatic. War makes him a whole man again, and gives him the heart, strength, and vigor of a hero. Charles Studd

War Strength Man Peace Heart Battle Hero Breath Asthmatic Soldier Vital Gives Him Makes Again Turns Vigor Whole

As a result of the asthma I was sent to school in the country, and only visited Sydney for brief, violently asthmatic sojourns on my way to a house we owned in the Blue Mountains. Patrick White

Result School Country Mountains Asthma Asthmatic Way Visited Only House Owned Blue Sent Brief Sydney Violently

Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden. Gerald Scarfe

Asthmatic Most Well Bed Child Childhood