24 Redneck Quotes for You to Enjoy

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. Jeff Foxworthy

You Book Value Down Truck Redneck How How Much Up Up And Down Goes Blue Depending Might Much Your Gas

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Jeff Foxworthy

You Own Lifetime Fireworks Redneck Goal May Stand Your

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy

Education You Pickup Spent More Truck Redneck Than May Your

'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them. Lewis Grizzard

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. Gretchen Wilson

Life Me Sense Way Self Redneck

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose. Billy Carter

Think Monster Say Redneck May Created Act Pose

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show. Johnny Van Zant

Song Every Dream Write Redneck Go Fishing Show

I haven't always played nice guys. In 'Gremlins,' I was a conceited, pompous braggart, and I was a redneck chauvinist in the TV movie 'A Matter of Sex.' But I really prefer sympathetic roles. Judge Reinhold

Matter Sex Nice TV Guys Conceited Redneck Always Roles Gremlin Movie Pompous Prefer Really Nice Guys Played Sympathetic

I'm a redneck. Billy Butler

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I'm a redneck. Bobcat Goldthwait

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Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair. Carlos Mencia

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I'm from Florida, and my family somehow is really into country music. We're all southern in a way: My grandpa hunts, my uncle's, like, a redneck, and we're all NASCAR fans. Cassadee Pope

Music Family Fans Uncle Country Way Hunt Somehow Country Music Like Redneck NASCAR Southern Really Grandpa Florida

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not. Christopher Hitchens

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My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl. Gretchen Wilson

Woman Girl Daughter She Redneck

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. Hal Sparks

Chubby Kind Throwing Redneck Version Lions Just Just Kind Jerry Christians

My wife's a redneck, and she loves a muscle car. John Schnatter

Car Wife She Redneck Loves Muscle

I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck. Randy Moss

You Country Big Virginia Outside League Know Also Sport Redneck Still NASCAR Were West West Virginia Happening

Because I lived in construction towns, we had a lot of workers who came from the South. They were all white, and, sorry to say, a number of them were pretty redneck. Tom Brokaw

Construction Sorry White Say Pretty Had Towns Because Redneck Came Were South Lot Them Workers Who Lived Number

I kinda like Florida. It's hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn't Florida the way people think of Florida. It wasn't south Florida. But you could still easily drive to Panama City Beach and get a little bit of Redneck Riviera if you want that. Get some airbrushed T-shirts on, and you're done. Tony Hale

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