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Lewis Grizzard
American Writer
Born: Oct 20, 1946
Died: Mar 20, 1994
Life People Think Time Women You
Related authors: Dale Carnegie Denis Waitley Dr. Seuss H. L. Mencken Napoleon Hill Ray Bradbury W. E. B. Du Bois William Arthur Ward
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. Lewis Grizzard
Life You Game Opportunity Problems Life Is A Fears Tackle Points Football Like Block Score Lot Get Your
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. Lewis Grizzard
Food Thoughts Difficult Think Pleasant Eating Anything While Homegrown Tomato
There's no such thing as being too Southern. Lewis Grizzard
Too Southern Being Thing
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one. Lewis Grizzard
Will Mistakes Wiggle Out More Than Trying Forgive Often Public
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' Lewis Grizzard
Attitude Me You Dog Will Please Cat Call Dogs Get Just Want Break Neck
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. Lewis Grizzard
Alone Family Slept Married Small Never Until House Up Very Grew After Large Large Family
I'm a staunch believer in enterprise, and I'm glad I live in a country where - I don't think some people understand this, but if I work hard, I get rewarded for it. Lewis Grizzard
Work People Work Hard Some People Country Live Think Enterprise Staunch Some Glad Understand Get Rewarded Where Hard Believer
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard
Woman Marriage Married Find Give Instead Like House Getting Going Getting Married Again Her
'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them. Lewis Grizzard
Day People Made All Day Has-Been Term Abuse Come Terribly Redneck Got Been His Where Fields Them Worked Farmer Who Fun Neck
Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal. People are more sensitive today. Lewis Grizzard
Today Great People Humor Great Deal Think Changed Complex More Deal Sensitive Things
You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday. There is no way to win. You just write until you are tired, they fire you, or you die. Lewis Grizzard
Best Good Tired You World Win Fire Monday Way Absolutely Write Column Until Does Die Tuesday Just
I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate. Lewis Grizzard
Beer Women Hate Think Some Drink Truck Blazer Bigot
I was raised to think women had babies, stayed at home, and men worked. By the time I got ready to do it, I thought I had all the answers. Only somebody had changed the questions. Lewis Grizzard
Time Home Women Thought Men Somebody Think Babies Changed Stayed Only Had Ready Got Answers Questions Worked Raised By The Time
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book. Lewis Grizzard
Life Time Me Book My Life Wish Other One Time Could Write Writers Go Get Spain Villa
Show business is my life. Lewis Grizzard
Life Business My Life Show Show Business

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