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I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
Lewis Grizzard
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Lewis Grizzard
American
Writer
Born:
Oct 20
,
1946
Died:
Mar 20
,
1994
Topics
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,
Women
,
Hate
,
Think
,
Some
,
Drink
,
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,
Blazer
,
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
Beer
You
Country
Unless
Airline
Kind
Weapons
Some
Football
Football Team
Least
Real
Very
Team
Helps
Nuclear
Nuclear Weapons
Need
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman
Beer
Beauty
Eye
Holder
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Beer
You
Babies
Drink
Up
Grow
Grow Up
Milk
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry
Beer
Water
Example
Way
Bad
Would
Would-Be
Vital
Hydrogen
For Example
Make
Without
Chemicals
Oxygen
Ingredient
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Beer
People
Some People
Some
Had
Hot
Hot Dogs
Dogs
Caviar
Wanted
Should
Champagne
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Brendan Behan
Food
Beer
Winter
Women
Old
Men
Stronger
Society
Summer
Total
Except
Cheaper
Roads
Safer
Makes
Irreverence
Anything
Happier
Which
Warmer
Old Men
Old Women
Connected
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Day
Beer
Man
Walk
Will
Summer
Steadily
Ten
Invented
He
Road
Hot
Soon
Along
Discover
Dusty
Miles
English
Why
They who drink beer will think beer.
Washington Irving
Beer
Will
Think
Drink
Who
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
Best
Beer
World
Damn
Drink
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.
Edmund Burke
Beer
Pressure
Men
Wine
Aid
Cares
Our
Consolation
Moral
Physical
Some
Mortal
Countries
Sorrows
Opium
Condition
Times
Brandy
Tobacco
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