36 Holder Quotes for You to Enjoy

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. Mitch Hedberg

Buy Birthday Cake Got Candle Store Wanted Holder

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

Beer Beauty Eye Holder

Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder. Aldous Huxley

Wine Beauty Worse Both Than Beholder Holder

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder. Demetri Martin

Breath Bad Bad Breath Term Another Balloon Holder

FDR had a certain charisma, at least in his first term, with the big grin, the cigarette holder at a jaunty angle, and the battered hat on his imposing head, but no other American president since then has had it except JFK - indeed, some of them have been positively anti-charismatic, like Gerald Ford, Carter, and the Bushes. Michael Korda

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We are engaged in immediate conversations with the White House on deliberations over a successor whom we hope will continue in the general direction of Attorney General Holder. Al Sharpton

Hope Will White White House Immediate General Direction Over Attorney Attorney General House Continue Holder Conversations Engaged Successor Whom

Eric Holder is a decent man. Benjamin Wittes

Man Eric Decent Decent Man Holder

I went to professional men's soccer games, the old North American soccer league at that time, and I used to be a ticket holder with my family and family friends. We would go every weekend and I thought it was great, but I just thought of it as recreation, as family fun. Brandi Chastain

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I'm a Cubs season ticket holder. Brian Azzarello

Ticket Cubs Holder Season

In the Olympics, everything goes back to square one. The world champion or the world record holder or the ninth last year are fighting for the same medal, and you have got to go there like it was the first time. Cesar Cielo

Time You Champion World First Year Fighting Back Everything Ninth Record Like First Time Got Go Square Same Goes Holder Medal World Champion World Record Last Olympics Last Year

The fellow who can pay only twenty-five cents to see a ball game always will be just as welcome at Comiskey Park as the box seat holder. Charles Comiskey

Game Welcome Will Pay See Only Park Fellow Box Ball Ball Game Always Just Holder Cents Who Twenty-Five Seat

About 25 years ago, I took a bicycle across the United States. I soon found out that the greatest item of clothing was the trusty bandanna. There were dozens of uses for a bandanna - as a pot holder, a chain cleaner, a sun shield, a headband, a snot rag, a declaration of Kerouacian intent. Colum McCann

Bicycle Took States Sun Out About Pot Cleaner Soon Greatest Shield Were Years Years Ago Item Trusty Intent Clothing Holder Declaration Across Uses Chain Rag Found United United States Dozens

In the Lamborghini I have to avoid certain roads because of pot holes, and there's nowhere to put my drink, no cup holder. And I'm not going to lie, it looks pretentious. I used to think it was cool to, like, drive it to dinner. Now? Like I really need to be looked at any more. Danica Patrick

Lie Dinner Pretentious Drive Think Pot More Drink Put Roads Like Looked Looks Because Cup Any Going Holder Holes Really Certain Used Avoid Cool Now Nowhere Need

At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is objective and independent. And, make no mistake, Eric Holder is independent. Debbie Wasserman Schultz

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Bitcoin is two things which share a name. One, it's a payment system, and two, it's a currency. You use the Bitcoin payment system to send bitcoins as currency from one account holder to another. The transfer is instantaneous, carries no fee, works anywhere in the world, and is private. Erik Voorhees

You World Bitcoin System Carries Share Fee Instantaneous Name Another Private Account Send Currency Transfer Holder Which Anywhere Use Payment Works Things Two

Beauty is often worse than wine; intoxicating both the holder and beholder. John Zimmerman

Wine Beauty Worse Intoxicating Both Than Often Beholder Holder

It feels awesome to be a Guinness World Records title holder and to be the first artist to achieve this with Billboard. I remember being in elementary and middle school and looking at the books for all of the records, and I can't believe my name gets to be in there now. Kane Brown

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I always take a cashmere blanket, and I have pictures of my family in my passport holder. Kate Moss

Family Take Blanket Pictures Always Passport Holder

When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose. Lara Stone

You People Remember Wedding Make Napkin End Going Fork Want Holder In The End Decisions Your Planning Choose Many

If someone has copyright over some piece of your stuff, you can sell it without permission from the copyright holder because the copyright holder can only control the 'first-sale.' The Supreme Court has recognized this doctrine since 1908. Marvin Ammori

Under Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr., the Justice Department prosecuted more people for having unauthorized discussions with reporters than all prior administrations combined. Matt Apuzzo

Justice People Administration General Having More More People Prosecuted Combined Attorney Attorney General Prior Eric Than Discussions Department Reporters Holder Justice Department

Rivalries don't necessarily mean races being close at major championships. I had a rivalry with Butch Reynolds for many years. I won all the races, but Butch was the world record holder before I came into the sport, he was extremely talented and he was the only other man running 43 seconds. Michael Johnson

Man World Before Other Seconds Extremely Running Record Only Rivalries Rivalry Had He Major Talented Sport Came Years Won Close Being Holder Mean Races Many Butch World Record Necessarily Championships

The U.S. is not the holder of truth. Mohamed ElBaradei

Truth Holder

I have been relentless in my pursuit to hold Eric Holder accountable for his actions and will not rest until the door officially hits him on his way out. Paul Gosar

Will Rest Way Relentless Out Pursuit Until Him Been Eric His His Way Accountable Hits Officially Door Hold Holder Actions

The people around the nation, but specifically in Arizona where operation Fast and Furious was carried out, deserve more from their president and their attorney general. I will not rest until full answers are given about this project, justice is served for those responsible, and Attorney General Holder takes responsibility for his role. Paul Gosar

Justice People Will Responsibility Rest Nation President Furious Project Those Carried Out Responsible About General Given More Takes Arizona Attorney Attorney General Until Operation Around Answers His Role Where Holder Full Deserve Fast Specifically Served

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