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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Born: Feb 24, 1968
Died: Mar 30, 2005

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Buy, Birthday, Cake, Got, Candle, Store, Wanted, Holder

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