20 Tim Allen Quotes for You to Enjoy

Tim Allen

American Comedian

Born: Jun 13, 1953

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. Tim Allen

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You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress. Tim Allen

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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. Tim Allen

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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children. Tim Allen

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I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life. Tim Allen

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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist. Tim Allen

Comedy Anarchist Ultimate

I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did. Tim Allen

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When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. Tim Allen

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In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. Tim Allen

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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever. Tim Allen

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults. Tim Allen

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I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics. Tim Allen

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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux. Tim Allen

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I do a lot of family shows. Tim Allen

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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church. Tim Allen

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My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best. Tim Allen

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