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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Born: Jun 13, 1953

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Positive, Funny, Good, Lie, Liar, Men, Liars, Lying, Algebra, Lies, About, Make, Figure, Two

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