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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Born: Jun 13, 1953

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Dangerous, Nephew, Penny, Tried, Plug, See, He, Him, Stick, Said, Go, Shoot, Far, Across, Electricity, Grounded, Whoever, Floor

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