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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Born: Jun 13, 1953

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Pickup, Women, Sometimes, Car, Station, Dating, Truck, Like, Wagon, Ferrari, Women Are, End, Up, Want

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen
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Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood, doing a negative pickup for Universal pictures. Alex Cox
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Uber is a better company with better math, better predictive supply, better brand, lower pickup times, higher quality of service. They'll absolutely win. Chris Sacca
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Probably the worst pickup line is no pickup line. I mean, at the end of the day, what is the worst that could happen? Dawn Olivieri
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First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car. Denis Leary
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Only in country music can you compare an old pickup truck and an old guitar to your wife and turn it into a love song... Thank God for country music. Dierks Bentley
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I'm a Taurus, which sounds like the name of a pickup truck. I'd prefer to be born under the sign of the rock wallaby. If you're going to interpret your life pursuant to an utterly irrational dogma, why can't it have a cute mascot? Rock wallabies really are fabulous animals, and in any remotely just world, they would have their own star sign. Elliot Perlman
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Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.' Hugh Hefner
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A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention. Jennifer Morrison
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