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Adam DeVine
Adam DeVine
American Comedian
Born: Nov 6, 1983
Jokes Me People School Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Jealousy is the worst trait in any person. Adam DeVine
Jealousy Worst Person Trait Any
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet. Adam DeVine
Jokes Hurt Humor Think About Knees Truck Still Hit Getting Cement Found
My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out. Adam DeVine
Chill Too Much Parents Too Wildly Out Tell Almost Supportive Very Maybe Want Chill Out Them Much Cool
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. Adam DeVine
Dreams You Doctor College Advice Unless Follow Follow Your Dreams Piece Another Go Then Your Your Dreams
When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at it because I didn't know all the rules, and all these kids were better athletes than me. I made a bad call, and this dad snapped on me. Then he dumped his trash from his cooler, and I had to kick him out of the stands. Adam DeVine
Me Better Made Teenager Kick Rules Kids Out Bad Athletes Had He League Know Call Him Because Were His Snapped Umpire Dumped Than Then Really Stands Trash Cooler Dad Competitive
Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's what I like to step behind 100 percent. Adam DeVine
Me Water Control Back Some Percent Step Feet Like Celebrities Get Behind Body Grooming Helping Homeless Conservation
I sold a bunch of stuff. I sold Omaha Steaks, vacation packages... the worst, though, was Time Life Books, because no one wants Time Life Books. No one wants an 'Encyclopedia Brittanica' showing up at their house. Adam DeVine
Life Time Sold Books Worst Though No-One Stuff House Because Encyclopedia Up Bunch Wants Packages Showing Showing Up Vacation Omaha
I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E. Adam DeVine
Me Kid Would Comedian Always Improv Wanted Even Dad Evening Watch
You want to be excited about what you're doing. So whenever I get tired, I think, 'Would ten-year-old Adam be pretty stoked on what I'm doing and what's happening?' So I just live my life as if I'm using my ten-year-old brain. Adam DeVine
Life Tired You My Life Live Think Would Pretty About Excited Doing Brain Get Stoked Just Whenever Want Happening Using Adam
My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn't afford it. Adam DeVine
Family School Year High High School Got Afford Senior Senior Year
When I auditioned for 'Pitch Perfect,' I didn't know it was a singing movie. I didn't read the script. I go to the audition, and I'm like, 'Oh, it's a baseball movie.' But then I'm reading the lines, and I'm like, 'This doesn't seem like a baseball movie.' Adam DeVine
Singing Reading Seem Perfect Like Know Read Audition Go Lines Pitch Oh Movie Script Then Baseball
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually. Adam DeVine
Love Black Wish Comedian Comedians Because Rock Always Go Were Pryor As Far As Loved Far Richard Richard Pryor Chris Chris Rock Actually Basically Funniest
What's so cool about movies is once you're done with the movie, you put it away and come up with a whole new different idea with different characters and a different world. But in TV, you build these characters, and you build this world, and then you're there for however long you do the show. Adam DeVine
You World Long Build Once Characters TV About Put Idea New Come However Up Done Different Movie Different Characters Movies Then Show Cool Whole Different World Away
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my own comedy. But I still love doing stand-up and will probably be doing it forever. I'd love to be an old guy who can't really walk, can't really stand-up, and I have to sit on the stool and tell jokes. Adam DeVine
Love Jokes Comedy Walk Old Will Job Sit Own Tell Guy My Own Comedic Always Still Doing Forever Stool Wanted Old Guy Create Really Who Actor
Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you. Adam DeVine
Alone Home You Internet Girl Definitely Week Hot Dude Coming Options Sitting Any After Agendas Many Searching Zero Night
Naked dudes are inherently funny. Adam DeVine
Funny Naked Dudes Inherently
I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, 'Yeah, yeah! Ha ha! Woo! What up? Come on! Get at me!' I'm Captain Hook. Adam DeVine
Work Good Me Rapper Beginning Whatever Way Hook Come Like Does Yeah Brain Up Get Just Woo Reason Captain

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