74 Dudes Quotes for You to Enjoy

I don't like a girl on social media, when you have an open inbox, answering questions from dudes left and right every day. What's the point? It's like having your number all out. Everybody think they're famous when they get 100,000 followers on Instagram and 5,000 on Twitter. Meek Mill

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As I got into my teens, I started reading better books, beginning with the Beats and then the hippie writers, people like Wallace Stegner up in Northern California, and all the political New Journalism stuff, the Boys on the Bus dudes and Ken Kesey. Stephen Gaghan

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Most of my friends are straight dudes. I talk to them about girls. I don't talk to girls about girls; I don't talk to gay girls about girls. Syd

Gay Girl About Most Talk Dudes Friends Straight Them

Everybody has forgotten about showmanship. People don't look like rock stars any more. They just look like regular dudes off the street. Vince Neil

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' Adam Carolla

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing. Adam Carolla

Naked dudes are inherently funny. Adam DeVine

Funny Naked Dudes Inherently

It's awesome that you have a female CFO and a female GC, but if you look at the investing partners, and it's 15 dudes, I do think those people are going to get left behind if they don't get with where the world is going. Aileen Lee

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I hang out with dudes a lot. I can relate to being the guys girl. Alexis Knapp

Girl Relate Out Guys Dudes Lot Hang Being

Usually, I spar with dudes. When I spar with girls, I worry about how they're feeling, what they're thinking. I care. Cat Zingano

Care Girl Feeling Thinking Worry About How Dudes

The Toast's audience is about 30-35 percent male, which shocked me because I would say that we actively try to discourage men from reading our site. Apparently, there's not insignificant number of dudes out there who think that what we are doing is okay. Daniel Mallory Ortberg

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I used to get butterflies when I'd see big dudes. I don't get butterflies no more. Deandre Ayton

Big See More Dudes Get Used Butterflies

I feel like the job of an artist is to confront their own darkness and their own demons and fears. And I want to make movies that feel human up on the screen. I don't really relate to dudes wearing spandex and capes. Derek Cianfrance

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My heroes were Eddie Van Halen - especially after Van Halen I, II, III, and IV - Randy Rhoads, Ace Frehley and dudes like that. My brother played drums and we jammed in the garage and started writing our own stuff. Dimebag Darrell

I can hang with the dudes because I love beef and baseball and driving fast and flirting. I understand where men are coming from, and I'm interested in typically male endeavors. But I can also wear the short skirt and cheerlead. Elizabeth Banks

If you're brave enough to search 'Franchesca Ramsey' on YouTube, you'll find a sea of ranting white dudes pinning the 'angry black woman' stereotype onto my smiling face. Franchesca Ramsey

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Female violence is a specific brand of ferocity. It's invasive. A girlfight is all teeth and hair, spit and nails - a much more fearsome thing to watch than two dudes clobbering each other. Gillian Flynn

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With messy food, or foods with a lot of sauce, you do 'The Hunch.' I learned it in Philly, watching the dudes in suits eat cheesesteaks. You keep your elbows above your hands because if you don't, the grease runs down your sleeve to your elbow. Guy Fieri

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To beat Henry Cejudo, you might have to bring an AK-47 and a couple dudes. Henry Cejudo

You Beat Couple Dudes Might Henry Bring

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