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Daniel Mallory Ortberg
American Writer
Born: Nov 28, 1986
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Related authors: Dale Carnegie Denis Waitley Dr. Seuss H. L. Mencken Napoleon Hill Ray Bradbury W. E. B. Du Bois William Arthur Ward
Did you know that, pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on Earth? It's true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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With a few exceptions, birds are not to be trusted; it is not normal to have such soft, vulnerable bodies bookended with slashing beaks and razor-sharp claws. It is as unnatural as an armed marshmallow. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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There's no specific mission statement for the 'Toast.' Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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I have fun going on Twitter and the Internet. I feel safe and comfortable, and I wish everyone could feel that way. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
Have Fun Internet Wish Twitter Everyone Way Could Feel Safe Comfortable Going Fun
I love reading religious authors. Especially in the sort of circle I move in, people tend to be more secular, and I love reading books by just really smart people of religious faith. It's always a really cool perspective. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, texting is a great tool. You can really go nuts. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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It certainly was unusual growing up with two fairly well-known pastors as my parents. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can't keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the customer's side of the partition. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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The Toast's audience is about 30-35 percent male, which shocked me because I would say that we actively try to discourage men from reading our site. Apparently, there's not insignificant number of dudes out there who think that what we are doing is okay. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
Me Try Men Reading Think Our Say Okay Out Would Insignificant About Percent Because Audience Dudes Doing Discourage Male Shocked Site Which Toast Who Apparently Actively Number
It's so, so awful for my entire body and my spine and my hands, and I have a perfectly good desk to write at, but I don't care. I love writing in bed. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
Love Good Writing Care Spine Entire Write Perfectly Bed dont Care Hands Body Awful Desk
In my final year of attending a Christian sports camp in rural Missouri, the year before I started high school, they began to offer an elective Bible study group for young Christians who wanted a chance to read in the afternoons instead of learn to water-ski. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
Bible Sports School Year Before Young Group Christian Final High Rural High School Attending Instead Study Missouri Learn Read Camp Began Offer Wanted Afternoon Elective Who Started Chance Christians
We went to church twice a week. My parents were employed in ministry; we prayed before dinner. We rollerbladed in the summer. We were allowed to watch the 'Simpsons.' I fought with my younger brother over Legos. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
Humor Someone More Had Like Always Five Than Experiences Interesting
One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12. Daniel Mallory Ortberg
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