43 Adam Carolla Quotes for You to Enjoy

Adam Carolla

American Entertainer

Born: May 27, 1964

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were. Adam Carolla

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I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans. Adam Carolla

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future. Adam Carolla

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place. Adam Carolla

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My first car was a motorcycle. Adam Carolla

Motorcycle Car First

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is. Adam Carolla

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself. Adam Carolla

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality. Adam Carolla

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I get depressed at airports. Adam Carolla

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' Adam Carolla

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