105 Funniest Quotes for You to Enjoy

The funniest memory that I can recall about my school days has to be one incident that involved unfinished homework for numerous days. I didn't do any of my homework for days and days at a stretch, and kept stalling my teacher that I was extremely unwell and was under heavy medication. Karan Patel

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My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn't imagine my life without her. Donna Air

Life My Life Daughter Know Without Person Her Imagine Funniest

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities. Mindy Kaling

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As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually. Adam DeVine

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. Adam McKay

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'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made. Adam McKay

Made Blazing Movies Ever Funniest

What I love about sketch is that the writing of it is idea-based. It's not story-based. It's like, 'This is a behavior, and we're going to write, in a small sample, the funniest way to heighten this behavior.' Sitcoms or movies are about story. Adam Pally

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You learn, even at 'S.N.L.,' that the funniest scripts a lot of the time were written with the actor, because they know what makes people laugh. It's always going to be better if they own it. Akiva Schaffer

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What I try to do is always get the newest, funniest people in anything. Allison Jones

People Try Always Get Anything Newest Funniest

It's funny because as much as I've done Dr. Freeman, I guess because I shave right afterwards, people don't recognize me necessarily as Dr. Freeman, whereas a small role like 'Garden State' or 'Get Him to the Greek', which is the funniest one to me, they're like, 'Hey, you're that dude!' and you're like, 'Oh my God!' Which is awesome. Ato Essandoh

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I was named DC's funniest celebrity. Austan Goolsbee

Named Celebrity Funniest

When you're not involved, other people's unhappiness seems to be about the funniest damn thing on earth because you think you can solve it, that you are God, that you are above this, and that their unhappiness is just such useless toil and agony. If it's you, it ceases to be a comedy. Barry Hannah

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