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Earl Wilson Quotes
Earl Wilson Quotes
Earl Wilson
American
Journalist
Born:
May 3
,
1907
Died:
Jan 16
,
1987
Could
Him
Man
Money
Woman
You
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
You
Try
Car
Nobody Cares
Think
Cares
Alive
Nobody
Missing
Couple
Payments
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Earl Wilson
You
Doctor
Able
Read
His
Handwriting
May
Notice
Bills
Medical
Prescription
Neatly
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Earl Wilson
Death
Art
You
Courage
Scared
Only
Knows
Being
Who
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Earl Wilson
You
Gossip
About
Someone
Something
Like
Hear
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Earl Wilson
You
Age
Think
Later
Sooner
Expect
Than
Middle
Middle Age
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Earl Wilson
Pressure
Way
High
High Blood Pressure
One-Way
Over
Climbing
Go
Blood
Blood Pressure
Mountain
Get
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Earl Wilson
Ease
Ability
Poise
Ill
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson
Game
Nervous
Innings
Nine
Nervous Breakdown
Divided
Simply
Breakdown
Baseball
Baseball Game
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Earl Wilson
Down
Else
Air
Everything
Earth
Everything Else
Ability
Remain
Up
Down To Earth
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Earl Wilson
You
Phone
Could
He
Over
Him
Play
Honest
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Earl Wilson
You
Say
Sign
Write
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Earl Wilson
You
Nothing
Assured
Embarrassing
Something
Boss
Him
Done
Your
Watching
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Earl Wilson
Today
Youth
Stress
Parents
Accent
Still
May
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Earl Wilson
Work
Man
Equality
Wife
Has-Been
About
Been
His
Getting
Want
Succeeded
Ask
Who
Her
Raise
Chances
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