Chris Cubas Quotes

Chris Cubas
American Comedian
Born: 1977
Comedy Funny Matter Me People You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
It's weird writing for a documentary because I have all these ideas for what I want to happen, but what actually happens is obviously completely different. Chris Cubas
Writing Weird Ideas Documentary Obviously Because Different Want Happen Happens Actually
I felt like I couldn't meet a single rich person. Regardless of where I live, they don't want to talk to me. I threw a barbecue and invited the whole neighborhood, and nobody showed up. Chris Cubas
Me Single Rich Live Meet Neighborhood Threw Nobody Invited Like Talk Felt Up Person Where Want Regardless Barbecue Rich Person Whole
I don't know a single person that's like, ''Avatar' is my favorite movie.' It never even comes up. I don't know anyone that will defend that movie. Chris Cubas
Will Single Favorite Favorite Movie Never Like Know Single Person Up Person Movie Anyone Avatar Even Defend
I was living in upstate New York, in Kingston - small town, no comedy scene except for my friends and I doing these DIY shows and whatnot. And we put together this thing called the 'Altercation Punk Rock Comedy Tour.' Chris Cubas
Together Comedy Punk Living Punk Rock Small Scene Except Tour Small Town Put New Town Rock Doing Friends York Whatnot New York Upstate Upstate New York Shows Thing
The holy grail for me is just stand-up - It's always been that. If I can just tour and headline in stand-up, that's the dream. But I'll do anything that looks like fun, y'know? Chris Cubas
Me Dream Tour Headline Like Looks Always Been Just Grail Anything Holy Holy Grail Fun
Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care. Chris Cubas
Food Me Care About Guy Network Food Network Put Talking Funniest
The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh. Chris Cubas
People Comedy Thought Stupid Laugh Something Point Had Taking Makes Bunch Working Fun Whole
There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes. Chris Cubas
Jokes Stealing Writers Between Hiring Difference
I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is, 'Oooooh, it's an industry term.' It's like, there's the punchline, and a tag is like a secondary punchline. Chris Cubas
Me Joke Secondary Gave Definitely Tag Had Term Like Industry Another Line Friends Who Here
Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but they had the fundamentals down. They knew how to be funny. Chris Cubas
Funny Great People Down Everybody Aim Those Great People Had Knew How Wants Bill Fundamentals

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