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Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett
American Actress
Born: Apr 26, 1933
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When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged. Carol Burnett
Disappointment Try Discouraged Things
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself. Carol Burnett
Education You Walk Down Through Know Learn Go Falling Itself Survive Order Helps
It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. Carol Burnett
Kindness Good You Selfish Feel Good Strangers Help Others Others Feel Also Because Makes Been After Help Helped Why Acts Here
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. Carol Burnett
Funny You Jokes Sense Of Humor People Humor Some People Joke Timing Sense Think Everybody Though Tell Able Some Born Like Know Them Teach Who
Because nobody goes through life without a scar. Carol Burnett
Life Scar Through Nobody Because Without Goes
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter. Carol Burnett
Funny Old Laughter Dare Harvey More Look Tim Doing Years Dentist Than Scream Anyone Which Sketch Conway
I'm so happy with what has happened in my life. Carol Burnett
Life Happy My Life Happened
I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today. Carol Burnett
Today Time Me Musicians Age Money Stars Dancers Guest Spend Out Would Born Variety My Time Costumes Networks Week Glad Major Were Maybe Just Golden Golden Age Happen Again Bob Show Certainly Now Things Starting Two
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
Giving Forcing Birth Head Taking Over Like Lip Lower Your
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Carol Burnett
Life Love Funny Best Real Life Laugh Find Could Audience Am Real Really
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. Carol Burnett
People Impossible Almost Than Washington Funnier
Just scream! You vent, and the body just feels good after a good old yell. Carol Burnett
Good You Old Feels Vent Yell Just Scream After Body
Ask anyone who's successful how they got there, you're going to hear a different story. Carol Burnett
You Got How Hear Going Different Anyone Story Ask Successful Different Story
It's not a bad thing to be able to do many things onstage. If you're an entertainer, you should be able to entertain. I'm proud to say that I'm not a one-trick pony. Carol Burnett
You Say Entertain Bad Entertainer Able Onstage Bad Thing Proud Pony Should Many Thing Things
We all get where we're going by circuitous journeys, and some of the setbacks are warranted. Carol Burnett
Some Journeys Get Going Where Setbacks
I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. Carol Burnett
Good You Will Kid Kind Nerd Pretty Pretty Good Good Student Student Shy
My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story. Carol Burnett
People Comedy Joke Telling Situational Where Story Sketch Sketch Comedy Preference Who
I really enjoy connecting with the audience. Carol Burnett
Enjoy Audience Really Connecting
When I was in college at UCLA, I took a playwriting course. I was all set to be a writer. But I had to take this acting class as a theater arts major. I had to do this scene in a one-act comedy. I just said this line, and then... this laugh happened. I thought, 'Whoa. This is a really good feeling. What have I been missing?' Carol Burnett
Good Class Comedy Thought College Feeling Whoa Playwriting Took Laugh Scene Writer Take Had Major Missing Course Said Line Been Just Arts Happened Theater Then Really Acting Acting Class Good Feeling Set
It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run. Carol Burnett
Great Change Way Run Had Supposed Anything Happened
Kristin Wiig I think is brilliant. Carol Burnett
Brilliant Think
I'm not a person who likes to confront. Carol Burnett
Likes Person Confront Who
My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres. Carol Burnett
You Mother Stars Out Would Followed Boulevard Know Look House Block Arriving North Hang Behind Movie Movie Stars Mean Hollywood Grandmother Ropes Miles Away Million Here
You have to really want it, and don't take it personally if you don't get a job. Because sometimes you're not the type. And sometimes it's somebody else's turn. Carol Burnett
You Sometimes Job Somebody Else Type Take Because Get Want Personally Turn Really
I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking. Carol Burnett
Morning Matter Old Every Crossword Puzzle New Ticking Times York New York New York Times Grey Keep
But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. Carol Burnett
Food Roof Dream Table Put Head Over Know Make Make It Happen Because How Just Anybody Happen Whether Your Hard
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