38 Englishman Quotes for You to Enjoy

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. Cecil Rhodes

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An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. George Mikes

Alone He Queue Orderly Forms Even Englishman

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. Jackie Mason

Down Run He Truck Gets Englishman

You never find an Englishman among the under-dogs except in England, of course. Evelyn Waugh

You Find Except Never Course England Englishman Among

Who says Australia offers not a home for every poor Englishman, or any other countryman that finds his way to our shores? And what sort of thanks do we get for it? Henry Lawson

Home Thanks Every Other Our Way Says Finds Sort His His Way Australia Offers Get Any Shores Poor Who Englishman

The Englishman wants to be recognized as a gentleman, or as some other suitable species of human being, the American wants to be considered a good guy. Louis Kronenberger

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I think Tom Paine is one of the greatest men that's ever lived. He lived in the 18th century; as you all know, he was an Englishman who was involved in the writing of American Declaration of Independence, the American Constitution, the French Constitution, wrote the great book called 'The Rights of Man' - commercial over. Richard Attenborough

Great You Man Constitution Rights Book Writing Independence Men Think Great Book He Over Know Involved French Wrote Greatest Commercial American Declaration Century Paine Who Tom Englishman Lived Ever

Had we lived I should have had a tale to tell of the hardihood, endurance and courage of my companions which would have stirred the heart of every Englishman. These rough notes and our dead bodies must tell the tale. Robert Falcon Scott

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one. Sean Connery

Will Never Always Am Want Englishman Ever

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose. A. P. Herbert

Purpose Except Never Noble Himself Englishman

An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him. Alan Jay Lerner

Way Absolutely Him Speaking Englishman

When you arrive in L.A. as an Englishman, you might as well be on the moon. People just don't understand you if you speak too fast, and most people there think you're Australian. Ordering was incredibly complicated. I was speechless. Ben Chaplin

You People Speak Complicated Moon Think Speechless Too Incredibly Most Well Understand Arrive Australian Just Ordering Might Englishman Fast

Who is my biggest inspiration? Wow... I really, without wanting to sound 'aw gee shucks,' I'd have to say my wife who taught a rather uptight Englishman what there is to be got out of life. Susan is my greatest inspiration. She has more integrity than anyone I know, and integrity is more important than anything for a happy and successful life. Charles Shaughnessy

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England is the pinnacle of any Englishman's career. Conor Coady

Pinnacle Any England Englishman Career

An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch. Daniel Defoe

Will Drink Maintain Fairly Families Dutch Much Englishman Two

I am a proud Englishman, having been born and raised in London. However, I am just as proud of my family's Irish heritage and my affinity and connection with the country. Declan Rice

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The best-dressed man is an Italian who is trying to look English, or an Englishman who is trying to look Italian. Diane von Furstenberg

Man Look Italian Trying English Who Englishman

Some time ago, the United States was an English colony. If an Englishman were asked if the United States would be independent, he would have said no, that it would always be an English colony. Fidel Castro

Time States Independent Would Would-Be Some Colony He Said Always Were Asked English Englishman United United States

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. George Bernard Shaw

Moral Only Uncomfortable He Englishman Thinks

'Notting Hill?' Does that poke fun at being British? Maybe it does. In 'Mickey Blue Eyes,' that's kind of the point: the clash of worlds, the unlikely combo of a respectable Englishman and a mob guy. If you take out the Britishness, you don't really have much. Hugh Grant

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An Englishman bears with patience any ridicule which foreigners cast upon him. John Bull never laughs so loudly as when he laughs at himself; but the Americans are nationally sensitive and cannot endure that good-humoured raillery which jests at their weaknesses and foibles. Isabella Bird

We shot the first season of 'Hap and Leonard' towards the end of the summer in Louisiana, in and around Baton Rouge. If anyone's been to Louisiana or comes from Louisiana, they know what the weather's like down there at that time of year: it's unbearably hot for an Englishman. James Purefoy

Listeners will wonder what an Englishman is doing on the German radio tonight. You can imagine that before taking this step I hoped that someone better qualified than me would come forward. John Amery

The average Englishman has no idea of the dynamism in the music scene here. Kabir Bedi

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