Escalator Quotes

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. Mitch Hedberg
You Sorry Become Sign Out See Temporarily Only Never Escalator Just Convenience Order Break Stairs Should
The problem with revenge is that it never evens the score. It ties both the injured and the injurer to an escalator of pain. Both are stuck on the escalator as long as parity is demanded, and the escalator never stops. Lewis B. Smedes
Revenge Problem Long Pain Both Parity Stuck Never Demanded Ties Score Escalator Stops The Problem With Injured
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. Demetri Martin
Time Half Building Down One Time Tripped Over Hour Hour And A Half Fell Because Up Escalator Move Stairs Choose Riding Elevator
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. Steven Wright
Wonderful Girl Met Clothes Putting She Escalator Buying
It was like stepping on to an escalator; I could do anything. I was just made for science. Cynthia Kenyon
Science Made Could Stepping Like Escalator Just Anything
I always walk up the escalator on the Tube, and I live in a house with a lot of stairs, and that's good exercise, but you need more than that. Ian Mckellen
Good You Walk Live More House Exercise Always Lot Up Escalator Than Tube Stairs Good Exercise Need
When I was a kid, while touring East Berlin - back when there was an East Berlin - I got my left foot stuck in an escalator in Alexanderplatz. A few hours later, thanks to blowtorches and chainsaws and East German soldiers and the U.S. Embassy, my foot was released, and I along with it. Kevin Bleyer
Few Thanks Back Later Soldiers Kid Released Berlin East Embassy Stuck Foot Touring Along Hours Got Left German Escalator While
Surely, marriage is throwing anchor and saying, 'This is where I'm staying. I've made my choice, and this is all I want because I've been on the up and down escalator, through the revolving door, and I want to stand still.' That's what I expected. Pete Burns
Saying Marriage Made Down Anchor Staying Through Throwing Because Surely Still Been Up Up And Down Escalator Expected Revolving Where Want Door Choice Stand
Once Michigan stood proud. In addition to GM, Ford and Chrysler, it was home base for the United Auto Workers, a powerful escalator transporting hundreds of thousands of blue-collar workers into America's middle class. Kevin O'Leary
Home Class Addition Chrysler Once Hundreds Hundreds Of Thousands Thousands GM Powerful Ford Proud Escalator America Michigan Stood Auto Blue-Collar Middle Middle Class Workers Home Base Transporting Base United
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