22 Barber Quotes for You to Enjoy

I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. Jenifer Lewis

Memories Remember Beauty Shop Any Barber

Your barber always knows everything that goes on in the town, doesn't he? Adam Peaty

Everything He Town Knows Always Goes Barber Your

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper. Alan Moore

Morning Every Teenage Teenage Years Paper Spent Bits Bothered Shaving Covered Years Going Tiny Little Barber Really Toilet Toilet Paper

I got tired of going to the barber to keep my fade together, so I just cut it all off. Andre Braugher

Tired Together Fade Got Off Going Just Cut Barber Keep

I've eaten a lot of strange things. I've eaten something called a razor clam. They just call it that because it likes like the old-school razors in the old-school barber shops. I can't even think of some of the things I've tried. Chris Bosh

Strange Think Tried Eaten Some Something Razor Like Likes Call Because Lot Shops Just Barber Strange Things Even Things

Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture. Ezra Pound

Art Wax Poetry Real Dummy Barber Sculpture

My father had the main barber- and beauty-supply business in the African-American community in Buffalo. Helene D. Gayle

Business Father Community Main Had Buffalo African-American African-American Community Barber

When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from an animal-rescue shelter. It's not only that they're usually healthier and have better temperaments, they also fit with my world view - I prefer a ballpoint to a fountain pen, a barber to a hair stylist, and camping over glamping. Mark Barrowcliffe

Dog World Better Hair First Pen Only Pick Over New Looked Also Stylist Shelter Healthier Fit Up Camping Died Getting Prefer Barber Should View Mongrel Fountain Fountain Pen World View Adamant

I was three years old, and I walked onstage during a performance that my father was a tenor in 'The Barber of Seville.' I walked out onstage, and people started laughing and clapping, and that was it. That was all it took. Laughing and clapping, I still enjoy today. Rick Nielsen

Today People Old Father Three Enjoy Took Seville Out Laughing Onstage Tenor Performance Still Years Walked Barber Started

I've lived in L.A. for a long time, and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough, you will get a hair cut.' Well, if you live in Los Angeles for long enough, you're going to get some surgery. Robbie Williams

Finding a good barber is like finding a good lawyer - you gotta go to the same guy. Ronny Chieng

Good You Lawyer Finding Guy Like Gotta Go Same Barber

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber. Samuel Foote

I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! Sean Patrick Thomas

Art You Walk Back Top Out Would Would-Be Perfect Bottom Haircut Study Because Around Discover Did Front Being Wanted Barber Figure Chair Routine Thing Start

When I actually first moved to Atlanta, I was cutting hair. I was making beats and making music out in the Bay Area. But I came here to make - you know, I had to get my barber license, so I was cutting hair. Zaytoven

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop. Paul O'Grady

Teacher School Drunk Shoes Down Once Threw Rather Throat Poured Bottle Primary Primary School Over School Teacher Up Shop Barber Then Barney Suede Milk Her

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