23 Paul O'Grady Quotes for You to Enjoy

Paul O'Grady

English Comedian

Born: Jun 14, 1955

Eat Go Me People Work You

I make a wonderful cure-all called Four Thieves, just like my mum did. It's cider vinegar, 36 cloves of garlic and four herbs, representing four looters of plague victims' homes in 1665 who had their sentences reduced from burning at the stake to hanging for explaining the recipe that kept them from catching the plague. Paul O'Grady

Wonderful Thieves Recipe Cider Had Catching Like Make Reduced Did Hanging Just Representing Burning Victims Explaining Plague Stake Them Sentences Who Homes Mum Garlic Vinegar Four Herbs Kept

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya. Paul O'Grady

Ya Opinion Wanted Your Slap

I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs. Paul O'Grady

Sheep Pigs Got Dogs Chickens Six Eight Four

I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards. Paul O'Grady

Service Christmas Sit Community Rather Write Than Community Service Cards Load

I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable. Paul O'Grady

Love Animals Looking I Love Find Very After Enjoyable

I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years. Paul O'Grady

Sooner Like Known Go Mates Years Pub Ceremonies Awards

The person I always enjoy having a meal with is Cilla Black. I might not see her for months, but then I'll pick her up at her flat, and we'll go to a restaurant, and it's like I've seen her that morning. Paul O'Grady

Morning Black Seen Meal Enjoy Months Restaurant See Having Pick Like Always Go Up Person Flat Might Then Her

When my dog Buster died, I couldn't get over it. I was in bits. Paul O'Grady

Dog Bits Over Over It Get Died Buster

Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood. Paul O'Grady

Funny Comedy Bone Childhood Formed Your

I think it's bad for fellas when they lose their mothers. Mine was such a character. Oh it was sad, really sad. And, with her gone, the family home was gone, so what was left of any roots I had were completely dug up. Paul O'Grady

Writing is such a solitary existence, and I can only do it late at night. Paul O'Grady

Writing Late I Can Solitary Only Existence Night

I went to work for the Civil Service. I'd wanted to work for the Ministry of Defence because I had some far-fetched idea that it had something to do with the Avengers, but I ended up in Social Security. Paul O'Grady

Work Service Defence Security Ministry Civil Some Civil Service Something Had Idea Because Up Ended Wanted Social Avengers Far-Fetched Social Security

I don't go for glamour roles. Paul O'Grady

Glamour Go Roles

I can eat beef, provided it's minced in disguise. I couldn't eat a gammon steak. Forget it. Paul O'Grady

Disguise I Can Eat Steak Beef Provided Forget

I don't live with people, that's why my relationships last. I'm not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand I'd say, - no, it's not heavy, I can hold it myself, thank you'. Paul O'Grady

I was Popeye mad when I was a kid, and I'd eat spinach until the cows came home. Paul O'Grady

Home Kid Mad Spinach Eat Until Came Cows Popeye

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop. Paul O'Grady

Teacher School Drunk Shoes Down Once Threw Rather Throat Poured Bottle Primary Primary School Over School Teacher Up Shop Barber Then Barney Suede Milk Her

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken. Paul O'Grady

Me Walk Become Frankenstein Normal Chicken Popeye Even Elf Set