16 Average Man Quotes for You to Enjoy

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. Burt Reynolds

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There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. His instinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, he most illogically kicks up a row. Golda Meir

The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is. Robert H. Schuller

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

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Unions are the result of profit seekers. Unions are the way the average guy gets even with evil corporateers. The unions are godsends. The unions have a special status, because they represent the rising up of the average man against the evil corporateers and profiteers. Rush Limbaugh

I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man. Theodore Roosevelt

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The average man, if he meddles with criticism at all, is a conservative critic. A. E. Housman

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There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase. Ashton Kutcher

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The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters - from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number - a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him. Crystal Eastman

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I do not put my tastes as incredibly expensive, but they are incredibly expensive for an average man. John Caudwell

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I think people identify with Columbo because he is an average man. Peter Falk

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Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand. Robert G. Allen

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'Playboy' operated with a patina of civility that granted the average man a presumption of pleasure that went one way - his. And that permission flourished in the psyches of all kinds of men. Wesley Morris

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