52 Roseanne Barr Quotes for You to Enjoy

Roseanne Barr

American Actress

Born: Nov 3, 1952

Because Life Me People Think You

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. Roseanne Barr

Mom Beer You Ego First Macho Favorite Guy Pick Stuff Like Him Gotta His Male Up Commercials Get Did Personal Crap Then Doughnut Rid Lump

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Roseanne Barr

Day Cleaning Worry Out About Cleaner House Riding Vacuum

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them. Roseanne Barr

People Meet Eat Make Famous Famous People Want Them Cook Fun

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it. Roseanne Barr

Simple Problems Drinking Own Back Unable Solve Cosmos Picking Most Up Refrigerator Patriarchy After Placing Even Milk Socks

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.' Roseanne Barr

Saying You Better Blessed Rich Way Better Way Know

Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought. Roseanne Barr

Needs People Corporate Corporate America Claim Both Highest Bought Cater Parties Democratic Bidder Opposed America Represent Cannot Republican Paid

I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing. Roseanne Barr

You People Twitter Kind Some Come Like Know Talking Conclusions Am Dialogue Up Get Getting After While Sane Thing

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. Roseanne Barr

Thought Way Could Writer Perform Wrote Because Always Wanted Then

You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship. Roseanne Barr

Relationship You Personality Healthy Kind Restructure Your Whole

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful. Roseanne Barr

Calm Find Know Within How Place Peaceful Meditate

Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room. Roseanne Barr

To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes. Roseanne Barr

Great Discipline Mind Mark Say Would Minutes About Ten Only Ten Minutes Write Overall Because Undisciplined Off Little Incorrect

I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled. Roseanne Barr

Today Hope Me Facebook Will Rare Feeling Yesterday Think Guess Extremely Find Be Different Bore Thrilled Gives Poke Participating Occasion Am Huge Comment Refrain Just Different Regard Cannot Happens Crave Interesting Video Actually

My real life is funnier than anything on TV. Roseanne Barr

Life Real Life TV Real Than Anything Funnier

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts! Roseanne Barr

Reality Nuts About Make Said Years Going Now

Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don't spend all their money on the military like patriarchy does. They are easy prey. Roseanne Barr

World Money Military Spend Philosophies Easy Attacks Prey Like Judaism Because Does Always Cultures Patriarchy Last

Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us? Roseanne Barr

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone. Roseanne Barr

Alone World Gone Think Rethink Want Should Lesser Here Humans

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy. Roseanne Barr

Me Cats Try Energy Steal Because Around

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference. Roseanne Barr

Sometimes Tell Mentally Difference Either Ill Jewish

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