205 Plastic Quotes for You to Enjoy

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx

Surgeon Father He She Looks Got Plastic Plastic Surgeon Her

What I've never understood is why some women use plastic surgery to make themselves more attractive to men. The most beautiful woman is someone who's happy and is always smiling. Irina Shayk

Beautiful Woman Happy Women Most Beautiful Men Beautiful Woman Some Someone More Never Most Attractive Make Smiling Always Understood Surgery Themselves Use Plastic Plastic Surgery Why

White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high. Jimi Hendrix

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason. Hunter S. Thompson

Good Business Heart Money Men Free Long Thieves Trench Good Men Kind Run TV Some Good Reason Perceived Shallow Through Cruel Journalism Like Most Industry Hallway Dogs Uglier Normally Than Die Where Reason Plastic Things

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. Joan Rivers

Will Had Surgery Die Donate Much Body Plastic Plastic Surgery

I hate the hand that comes out of a car and just drops litter in the street. I hate that! For some reason, it just fills me with fury! It's just utter laziness, lack of interest in other people, lack of interest in the planet, in the hedgehog who might eat the plastic bag, it's a lack of concern. Joanna Lumley

Me Hate People Car Laziness Other Fury Out Eat Some Bag Drops Concern Hand Lack Just Interest Hedgehog Litter Might Planet Reason Who Plastic Plastic Bag Fills Street Utter

Your brain - every brain - is a work in progress. It is 'plastic.' From the day we're born to the day we die, it continuously revises and remodels, improving or slowly declining, as a function of how we use it. Michael Merzenich

Work Day Progress Every Born Slowly How Continuously Brain Improving Die Declining Use Your Plastic Function

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. Lily Tomlin

Culture Skin Synthetic Becoming Endangered Much Leopard Plastic Vinyl

Could the young but realize how soon they will become mere walking bundles of habits, they would give more heed to their conduct while in the plastic state. William James

Will Become Young State Would Give More Could Habits Mere Soon How Conduct Walking While Heed Realize Plastic

Managers tend to treat organizations as if they are infinitely plastic. They hire and fire, merge, downsize, terminate programs, add capacities. But there are limits to the shifts that organizations can absorb. Kevin Kelly

Treat Fire Add Programs Tend Absorb Merge Terminate Limits Hire Shifts Infinitely Managers Capacities Organizations Plastic

One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. Philippe Cousteau, Jr.

World Pet Big Think I Think Bags Ideas Stupidest Plastic

Plastic waste is now found in the most remote areas of the planet. It kills marine life and is doing major harm to communities that depend on fishing and tourism. Antonio Guterres

Life Depend Area Tourism Major Remote Most Doing Fishing Planet Communities Plastic Found Now Waste Harm Marine

I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous. Calvin Klein

Hell Would Looks Surgery Personally Plastic Plastic Surgery Ridiculous

The plastic virtues: purity, unity, and truth, keep nature in subjection. Guillaume Apollinaire

Truth Nature Unity Virtues Purity Subjection Plastic Keep

It is hard to see taxing plastic bags as one of the great issues of our time that merits the foremost place in our finest statesmen's minds. It is an absurd little issue, a picayune proportion of household waste, and a pointless inconvenience in people's lives. Jacob Rees-Mogg

Time Great People Our Minds Statesmen Our Time See Finest Proportion Pointless Absurd Bags Merits Household Issue Issues Foremost Place Little Taxing Hard Plastic Waste Lives Inconvenience

I'll come up with an idea for a character, and I'll write some jokes and make sure that that character is going to have some legs to it - that it's really going to work. If I can come up with jokes and material that I think will work, then I make a cheap version of the doll. Achmed started out just being this little plastic toy from the store. Jeff Dunham

Work Character Jokes Will Think Out Some Write Cheap Idea Come Toy Make Sure Material Doll Version Up Going Just Being Store Legs Little Then Really Plastic Started

If we don't preserve the oceans from nitrate runoff and plastic and chemicals, and if we don't preserve it from acidification, and if we don't preserve it from grotesque overfishing - too much money chasing too few fish - we're going to have the most massive ecosystem on the planet in peril. John F. Kerry

Money Too Much Chasing Few Too Too Much Money Ecosystem Most Peril Massive Chemicals Oceans Fish Going Much Planet Grotesque Plastic Preserve

Plastic surgery and breast implants are fine for people who want that, if it makes them feel better about who they are. But, it makes these people, actors especially, fantasy figures for a fantasy world. Acting is about being real being honest. Kate Winslet

People World Better Fine About Implants Feel Makes Real Surgery Being Want Being Honest Them Fantasy Fantasy World Acting Being Real Who Figures Plastic Plastic Surgery Actor Honest

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. Pete Townshend

Mouth Born Spoon Plastic

Cold weather probably played a bigger role in bringing back the hat, but sadly, the hat common to New Jersey guidos, South Carolina rednecks, Idaho potato farmers and Los Angeles gang bangers is the ubiquitous 'tractor hat,' which is derived from the cheap baseball style cap with the adjustable plastic tab. Roger Stone

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