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Lily Tomlin
American
Actress
Born:
Sep 1
,
1939
Always
Had
Lot
Somebody
Think
You
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I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
Lily Tomlin
Somebody
About
Something
Always
Wondered
Realized
Then
Why
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin
Language
Think
Complain
Our
Developed
Because
Personally
Deep
Need
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
God
Schizophrenic
Talk
Talks
Said
Praying
Us
Why
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Lily Tomlin
Funny
Truth
Library
Truth Is
Hair
Beauty
No-One
Come
How
Done
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin
Man
Language
Complain
Invented
His
Deep
Satisfy
Need
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Lily Tomlin
Government
Country
Other
Ninety
Percent
Adult
Lousy
Get
American
Decent
Eight
Them
Elected
Then
Publicity
Hardworking
Two
Honest
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin
Try
Down
Relief
Slowing
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
Lily Tomlin
Failure
Opportunities
Opportunity
Somebody
Every
Had
Missed
Wishes
Missing
Behind
Afraid
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin
Reality
Collective
Nothing
Hunch
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
Lily Tomlin
Culture
Skin
Synthetic
Becoming
Endangered
Much
Leopard
Plastic
Vinyl
I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat.
Lily Tomlin
Funny
Time
You
Women
Comedy
Old
Threat
Maid
Had
Powerful
Stereotype
Supposed
Attractive
Because
Were
Up
Very
Overweight
Grew
Old Maid
Really
Homely
Play
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
Lily Tomlin
Truth
Best
What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
Lily Tomlin
Too
Worse
Boring
Revealing
Still
What If
Might
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
Lily Tomlin
People
Money
Too Many People
Too
Other
Cost
No Reason
Make
So Much Money
Much
Reason
Many
Lives
Humans
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