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Ali Wong
Ali Wong
American Actress
Born: Apr 19, 1982
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I think I went through puberty really late in life or something. I always looked like a little, sad Thai boy up until I was 26. Ali Wong
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The most valuable thing my dad taught me was to never care about what other people thought. When he came to my shows, and I'd announce his presence, he'd stand up with his hands clasped in victory and cheer my name. Ali Wong
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Breastfeeding is this savage ritual that just reminds you that your body is a cafeteria now. Ali Wong
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Women, a lot of the time, are so much funnier than men, but they just choose not to do comedy for a living. Ali Wong
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Even now, when I go out people are like, 'What are you doing here? Didn't you just have a baby?' But people never ask a male comic when he's out a week later, like, 'Oh my God, you're so irresponsible! What are you doing out? Who is taking care of the baby?' Ali Wong
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My dad was obviously a really quirky, unconventional Asian man who didn't care about what other people thought. When he would fight with my mom, he would be really dramatic. He would be like, 'Devil, get away, for I am God's property.' He would say crazy things that were so melodramatic but so theatrical and funny. Ali Wong
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Just because you become a parent doesn't mean you grew up. Ali Wong
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I'm discovering, and I think other mums are discovering too, that when you become a mum, you don't have to change into this frumpy, wholesome role model who is perfect and loses all of your identity. You can still have the same personality you've always had. Ali Wong
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There's a scene in 'Singin' in the Rain' where this guy dances with a giant doll while singing 'Make 'Em Laugh.' I remember loving the pure physicality of it. Ali Wong
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A lot of comics will say that the thing about specials now is that they're not special anymore because there are so many of them, and they come and go, and they're not really talked about. They just kind of come and go. Ali Wong
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Stand-up will always be my favorite and the most important thing that I do. I view everything else as free money. Ali Wong
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A lot of women do stand-up as a gateway into acting, but I love stand-up, and to be a good stand-up, you have to go on the road a lot. It means going to places in America where they've never seen a Vietnamese person in their life. Ali Wong
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Aside from Joan Rivers and Roseanne, it's hard for me to think of any female comedian who's had kids and has a serious level of fame - like, the level where your mother has heard of them. Ali Wong
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Every male comedian of note who is over the age of 45 has a kid, and they talk about it and don't get grouped as 'dad comics.' Ali Wong
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That's the difference between a great comic and a bad comic - one has great instincts and has a lot of compassion and can feel what's right and what's wrong. Ali Wong
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Asian men are the sexiest. They got no body hair from the neck down. Ali Wong
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I think Asian men are beautiful. Ali Wong
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I would love to dress like Beyonce: some custom-print, neoprene onesie with no pants. Ali Wong
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I think most feminists are very smart. Ali Wong
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I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she arrived at my house, I threw my baby in her arms and went to Target. Ali Wong
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I have a hoarding problem because my mom is from a third-world country. And she taught me that you can never throw away anything because you never know when a dictator is going to overtake the country and snatch all of your wealth. Ali Wong
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For the first year I lived in New York, I never ate out. I literally just ate lentils and brown rice at home. Sometimes I'd treat myself to this half chicken from Chinatown that cost $3.50. Ali Wong
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The concept of 'diversity' was this big moral 'should.' And now with the success of shows like 'Fresh Off the Boat,' 'Empire,' 'Blackish,' and 'Jane the Virgin,' it's become this big business 'must,' which is so great. Ali Wong
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In giving birth, I knew that I would have to take a break after I had a baby; I just didn't know that it would be, like, six weeks long. Taking a six-week break was a very big deal for me. I have never taken that long of a break from stand-up other than my honeymoon, which was 14 days long. Ali Wong
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Maternity leave is for women to hide and heal their disintegrating body. Ali Wong
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My dad was a very unconventional Asian American man. He was very much not quiet, not shy, not passive. If he had to fart, he'd do it in the library. He did not care. He was like, 'I don't know these people. I'm uncomfortable, and I need to let it go.' Ali Wong
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