Bruce Eric Kaplan quote

All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night.
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Born: Sep 9, 1964

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